#roast session

[rainyhoundanimemusic]

[alolowrites]

Bakugou: Only a dumbass who changes hairstyles ten times a year thinks it's a personality trait.

You *in the middle of dying your hair*: Excuse you, I didn't ask to be disrespected like this.

[baddyzarc]

@aerialartistic

Kaito is the easiest bait.

He's just asking to be dewped on like who the ACTUAL FUCK wears this shit

This edgy seventeen year old galaxy eyes kin be smothering cheese-looking ankle monitors on himself and somehow we collectively decided that shark was the one that had a bad taste of fashion????

And don't even get me STARTED on this fuzz

what is this, a tulip, an onion, an upside-down pentaploid strawberry?????? I'm suprised with all that photon-change magical boy mutationing didn't make that thing on his head sentient with all that space cancer he kept pumping into his innards

i couldnt take him seriously enough with that juicy, moist flower on his head and zexal II demoting the so-called "biggest threat and most powerful character" to a babysitter in the second season, who died on the moon, his legacy being that one babysitter who died on the moon

But my friend,,,,, look at this image and try to take this creature seriously

[aqua-aries]

Roast me bih

6th house aquarius sun, 10th house taurus moon, 6th house aquarius mercury, 6th house capricorn venus, 8th house pisces mars

• will develop emotional connections w/ ppl for social gain

• feels like a virgo 80% of the time but is actually an aquarius

• understands the meaning of the word responsibility and actively ignores it

• procrastinator™

• “i know i have issues but i don’t rlly have the energy to do anything about them.”

• internally low self esteem but ur ego swears by a god complex

• “i don’t really care” 

• but u do care a little bit. u care like 5%.

• says “idc” about everything that matters to u to avoid emotional confrontation

• hates feelings so u subconsciously bathe in them

• ^^ u bathe in ur hatred of many things

• will rip everyone apart sarcastically so u don’t have to deal w/ the fallout of ppl bein pissed about what u actually think

[xuijia]

GOT7 Reactions

Got7 reaction to getting roasted/roasting someone else

Jaebum: “Okkkayyyy and what?!”

Jackson: “Ohhhh damnnnnn.. that’s how we do??”, “Bisshhh who?? not me!”

Bambam: *Just grin and wait for them to finish cause you know you got some fire for that ass*

Jinyoung: “Bitch.. what!?”

Youngjae: (when somebody else gets roasted) LOL JAJAJA

Mark: “oh bet? come say it to my face”, “Word? step up”

Yugyeom: *Just got to laugh that shit off because it was so funny you don’t have a comeback*

[sidereon-spaceace]

Fix a 'malfunction'? Nah, let's just straight up murder the dude, much easier, much better

[wftc141]

Reblog to roast this man

I was watching a Metroo video on instagram and I see this dude...I mean look at this dude...you know that this can't slide...he needs to get roasted...someone please ROAST THIS DUDE! 

[theblankspaceofmymind]

Sebastian roasted Raphael and honestly I'm here for it after all this Rizzy bullshit