#robert headcanon

[enigmasalad]

Ive seen a lot of people say that they hc have a massive sweet tooth and I do like that hc but I love the idea that he actually loves bitter or hella salty stuff and he actually doesn't fuck with sugar

Black coffee, the most disgusting beer you could ever think of, anything salty- black licorice

I don’t know who you’re talking about? I’m going to assume it’s Robert? He’s the only one I can think of people majorly (I’m included he’s addicted to sugary treats in my mind that man needs a damn vegetable) hc to love sweets that much.

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HOWEVER I CAN TOTALLY SEE WHERE YOU’RE COMING FROM (If it is Robert).

That fucker drinks black coffee and it’s not even GOOD black coffee. He has crap taste in beers. If it gets you drunk it’s good enough. He likes shitty whiskey cocktails with an ungodly amount of bitters in it.

And yeah

The guy likes salt. Salty food is delicious to him.

Heck he’d at least try that salted black licorice. If he likes it or not idk but he WOULD TRY IT.

[chronicprocatonator]

I think Robert would have a daddy kink btw the crippling daddy issues would have him weak to anyone who actively looks out for him.

[sm-headcanons]

Robert is good at singing, Ross can be pretty decent but he's shy about singing in front of people

Never let Roy sing, he sings like a chipmunk getting strangled

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[sm-headcanons]

Ross was taken to these baby swimming lessons by Aaron, little dude is literally a frog, also has a habit of keeping eyes open under water, great swimmer.

Robert probably was taught to swim by Radford or his dad and learned to be good at it around the age of 9-10 y.o.

Roy still can't swim for shit, has to wear floaties and is afraid of deep waters.

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[sm-headcanons]

Robert still believes in Santa, Ross knows it was his parents who gave him the gifts but just rolls with it

Roy doesn't believe in Santa because all he's been receiving were boring gifts like books and sweaters

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[sm-headcanons]

Sharing some of my personal headcanons:

Skid is allergic to cats, which is why Lila refuses to get him one when he was asking. Also the reason he does not like cats

Dexdoll would get Pump in trouble on accident when they stole crayons from Susie’s room so they could write the papers we see in that one QR code

Radford smokes when stressed, which is a habit he picked up from John. This became worse when Hope went missing, especially since he was the one who was taking care of her that day

Pump likes fireworks but is afraid of the noises that they make. Susie has noise-canceling headphones, but he’s doesn’t want to ask her for them

Lucky likes pinwheels and attaches them to their hat

Dexter likes taxidermy (specifically ones involving bugs) and would gift some to their mother

Robert has a collection of gemstones he gets from museums or tourist sites, which he shares with his little sister

Carmen and Richard sometimes like to wear articles of each other’s clothing

Roy secretly has a book filled with pressed flowers in it. Only his friends (and his parents) are allowed to know, since they gave him some of those flowers

[sm-headcanons]

Roy and Ross are constantly beefing and throwing "your mom" jokes at each other, Robert is too nice to joke about someone's mom or even to actually swear (he says any goofy shit instead of swear words and it drives Roy absolutely insane PLEASE BROTHER JUST SAY FUCK)

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[sm-headcanons]

Radford has a huge horror movies DVD collection, but if there are scenes that are WAY too intense, it'd be placed on the top shelves specifically so Robert and his friends wouldn't see it when he invites them over

Roy once insisted on getting to the top shelves and grab one of the DVDs that Radford forbid them to watch, they ended up traumatizing themselves and had to sleep with their parents for a week

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