#robert north

[nyxwolph]

Prescription medication: Lycosidae

Used to treat the side effects of interdimensional attacks including the worshipping of a highly advanced cybernetic pig brain.

Side effects may include but are not limited to: screaming, sobbing, insomnia, anxiety, delusory parasitosis, hallucinations, and a visit from Robert North.

Ingest entire serving.

Do not take before bed.

Do not ingest with Soy Sauce of any kind.

Cannot be used to treat those already infected.

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It's OK if you feel weird. You just killed someone for the first time. With an ax.

Robert North, to Monster Dave

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Robert North: This place could look all right, you know, with a few lamps.

John: Why didn't you just say you were gay?

Robert North: ...I'm not.

John: But you're interested in lamps.

Robert North: Yeah, but I'm interested in women... and lamps.

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Robert North: Do you know what makes humans different from other animals?

John: Feet!

Dave: No, no, no, come on. Bears have feet.

[themightylorax]

"Hello. I'm Robert North"

TWIFOS2020 LETS GOOO

Anyways favourite secondary character is this loveable weirdo. He just, was so important in the first book then just disappeared never to be seen again. And potential was a jellyfish. Idk.

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Robert North: You know what I've always wanted to try?

John: Coprophagia?

Robert North: Pizza! Is it as wonderful as they - coprophagia!?

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Dave: So...where I come from, having sex with animals is a little bit frowned upon-

Robert North: O...kay...

Dave: Is that not the case here? Like, what is the general thought on having sex with animals here?

Robert North: I think we’ve all fingered a spider.

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Robert North: Dying sucks butt. How do you living beings cope with mortality?

Dave: Violent outbursts.

John: General sluttiness.

Molly: Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.