#robert rodan

[fitsofgloom]

"Who wants to eat the girl?"

[givesmethewillies]

I posted this on tik tok and someone commented 'I feel like this isn't the first time Willie's called Barnabas Daddy' and it's all I've thought about because I couldn't agree more

[bagheadkitty]

Been watching Adam’s arc wondering why we’re spending so much time trying to replace this guy’s lost love interest. And then I remember he has Barnabas’ life force in him like oh of course....

[sights9]

He looks like an NPC from a PS2 game

[collinsportmaine]

The big picture version of Adam’s origin!

[doraemonmon]

1968 Dark Shadows - Nicholas Blair (Humbert Allen Astredo), Adam (Robert Rodan), Barnabus (Jonathan Frid) and Cassandra (Lara Parker)

[givesmethewillies]

Episode 494;

The way he jumped out of there 😂

[bagheadkitty]

550, or the worst damn sex talk I ever saw

Carolyn: Hey Professor Stokes I’m really shook up because Adam just hit accelerated puberty and locked me in his room because he understands love but not consent. Could you come over and explain to him that I just want to be friends and maybe that you can’t force women to love you...

Stokes: STAND BACK I GOT THIS.

*clears throat*

Stokes: Adam... Carolyn’s rich and you’re made of Dead People. It’s not gonna work out.

Adam: *has an existential crisis and develops lifelong resentment for everyone*

Carolyn: ...the fuck, stokes.