Midnight Pals: Science Fact
Robin Cook: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the scary medicine King: wow! scary medicine! Cook: and the scariest part? Cook: it's real King: what?! Cook: that's right! Cook: it could all happen in the not so distant future!
Cook: that's right, these spine-tingling medical technical thrillers aren't the stuff of science fiction Cook: but in the realm of science FACT! Cook: ripped from tomorrow's headlines! Cook: even now, scientists are tampering in god's domain with sexy results!
Cook: what if a scientist did unethical experiments King: oh jeez! that would be terrible! King: thank god that will never happen Cook: won't it? King: what King: what do you mean by that? Cook: [annakin skywalker meme face] King: what do you mean by that?
Cook: what if i told you Cook: that medical science is doing advances that man was not meant to do Koontz: that's not true right? King: no dean it's just a story King: tell him it's just a story, robin Cook: [annakin skywalker meme face] King: will you stop doing that
Cook: listen i know what i'm talking about Cook: they don't just let anyone take permanent leave from the massachusetts eye and ear infirmary to pen a series of pulse-pounding medical techno-thrillers King: robin stop it you're scaring dean! Koontz: i'm not scared King: he's terrified!
Cook: what if there was a scientist who used science to tamper in gods domain King: you mean Cook: YES Cook: he used it to create life Mary Shelley: it's been done
Cook: ok so there's this scientist who used cutting edge genetic techniques to create his own super son Cook: and get this Cook: the scientist's name is Dr Victor Frank Mary Shelley: what the fuck Cook: get it? Shelley: yeah i fuckin get it Cook: see, it's like frankens- Shelley: i said i get it
Shelley: for fucks sake can't you lot do anything but rip me off Shelley: it's always WAH WAH WAH WHAT IF YOU TAMPERED IN GODS DOMAIN OO ISN'T THAT SCARY WITH YOU LOT Shelley: i already did it Cook: Cook: see his name is victor frank, like victor frankenstein Shelley: i fuckin already said i get it
Shelley: i don't want to hear anymore frankenstein rip offs Koontz: i wrote a frankenstein too Shelley: shut the fuck up dean Koontz: [crying] Poe: mary! mary that is uncalled for Shelley: i didn't stab him Shelley: he got off light
Poe: but mary Poe: it's dean! Shelley: Shelley: ok fine fine Shelley: i'm sorry dean Barker: ha ha this is just beautiful Shelley: [stabs Barker] i will stab you tho
