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ye Roblox is stupid

LITERALLY THIS IS THE SECOND TIME

ROBLOX STOP BANNING ME FOR STUPID STUFF

#Roblox #roblox ban #againnn #laugh #stop being stupid #ROBLOXX

i tried roblox out of boredom, here’s what happened

-i started with nothing, i ended with nothing -a ‘kid’ invited me to her party saying ‘my mommy needs a handsome boyfriend’ -Of course, i went because i am handsome after all -upon arriving there, none of them talked to me - messaged the ‘kid’, she snobbed me - i got invited to another party, i went, i had been on the game for 15 minutes ok? sure i’ll come to yall parties -once there, i met the child and her mom -i look at the mom: you’re the one who needs a bf? -the child says i’m scary, the mom says she’d never marry someone like me -they locked the house and kicked me out of it -once out, i get driven on by their car, they say HA GOOD FOR YOU, then i ask to join their family, they say no -Later on i got invited to a house, there’s a classroom, i, of course, sit at a desk to learn how to 1+1 - the child reports me, she says i’m harassing her -i’m like ‘what?’ -she insults me, i say ok. she says i have no friends, i say you’re right -later on, i’m squatting at a house of a stranger. -the the child and her mom find me, they invite me to their family, i accept -the child wonders who i am in the family, i wonder too?? - the mom says i’m the uncle, then i’m her husband then she says ‘You’re my husband, you forced me into marrying you’ -i’m like ok Karen, if you want i free you haah -she says ok. -The kid still wonders what i am, the mom says step-dad -I’m like sure ok, i stay in my jacuzzi cuz i’m that badass -The kid disconnects, the mom says ‘yo if you want we can slither in bed and do kinky stuff ;) ;)’ -I’m like, ‘how old are you’ i asked 4 times, she says ‘why don’t you say yes’ i say ‘how old are you’ -she never responds, i leave.

roblox is a wild ride boys, a wild ride i’m telling you Here’s me a handsome man: