#roboobies

[veryconnoisseurcherryblossom]

I need rodimus boobs rn

Like, desperately need his boobs

[falcofalcx]

hmmm brain go brrrr

Ratchet ending up owning a "broken mech" home where all our favorite fucked up transformers characters go to be smothered in Ratchet's big boobies of comfort and have their angst fragged out of them.

Hurt/comfort is just so sexy.

[calypsopulsecirce]

I crave the Opititty. Just the feeling of soft robotitties. But my favorite idea is that of Optimus Prime getting taken into custody by a corporation for this au of mine. But wait! There’s more! He goes into heat while in this corporation cell. And I just love the idea of Optimus Prime being all sad and pathetic and in heat-

I am very normal about these robots.

[swervesbootycall]

Now hear me out… robo boobs as extra storage for energon

I’ve seen these in fics! “Auxiliary tanks”. I like them and the potential uses- definitely do NOT like them as a trait solely of “femmes” though. You might notice I never use the term femme despite it being “canon” because that’s stupid and I hate it. The only binary these fuckers have is 1s and 0s they’re robots.

Roboobs on gal formers are fine ofc I’m gay as a June picnic- granted I’m not HUGE into softbody. It’s a little uncanny valley for me. Playing with the structure of auxiliary tank systems Is fun though. Who has them and why? For porn purposes you can slap em (literally if we’re going magnetic attachment) on anybody and the why can be lactation and titty sucking of course like yeah all for Swerve feeding Misfire from his supple chest despite it also being a silly image to me

BUT FOR WORLDBUILDING

There are many ways it could go! I mean who’s to say Shockwave’s single polygon DOESNT store extra energon for science and etc? Or that there aren’t nozzle hookups inside Soundwave’s deck like the marsupial he is? Prowl.

I think if it was just humanoid titties, in the worldbuilding and logistics vein, though, everyone is sleeping on the fact that Octane would have the HUMONGOUSEST BAHOONGALOGAS I’m talking hentai flavor overfilled water balloon hungabungalogs

Logistically