howdy howdy!

just fucking around! 23 lots of nasty nsfw here sooooo 👍

[flaminfelix]

If I respond/react to your message with some variation of question mark, it is safe to assume that I’m tilting my head 45° angle like a dog trying to hear you better. Please be patient with me and reword or clarify what you said, I’m a dumbass and need stuff explained to me in little words sometimes.

[solely-ashes]

What a profound challenge it feels having auditory processing problems after getting used to the one sided podcast listening where I'm fine pretending to understand what is happening and enjoying the vibes to then going to talking with good long distance friends on the phone and trying to guess what they are saying through context so I won't have to ask them to repeat themselves more than every 5 sentences

[oblivion-horsearmor]

just said "sounds good" to something I absolutely did not hear. the words are out. I cannot retrieve them. we move. we roll

[thefaearealwaysamongyou]

A great part of audio processing disorder that I really love is hearing music in white noise

I'm sitting here in my car with the ac on full blast listening to some banger emo hard rock song that doesn't exist, I can ever hear the singing but it like I just barely can't catch the lyrics

He's saying something and then the repeating line is "Come home"

When I'm in the bathroom at work I can hear tiny sprites singing some Grimes esque songs

[esrah-rah-rasputin]

I’ve got Back in Black stuck in my head but I can’t remember the actual words OR the right lyrics in the right order for the life of me, so it’s just my audio processing disorder version, which goes something like:

Back in black / I hit the snack / Ibn goolong I glad a beabag I’m, / In the snag / trouble ang / is runnin whyy I ain’t coming last / cuz I’m back (heyy heyyy, hey heyyy)

[spooniestrong]

[anexperimentallife]

I am the _________ one:

Lawful

Neutral

Chaotic

Voting ended onJun 30, 2024

Which one are you?

[wren-kitchens]

happy disability pride month and once again, FUCK lazy subtitles. fuck the [speaks foreign language] instead of actually transcribing the words, fuck shortening sentences and changing whats been said for no reason, fuck censoring swearing in captions but not in audio and fuck anyone who says youre being 'too sensitive' for being upset about a lack of accessibility

[thesinlesssinner]

This, I have crippling audio processing issues because of my autism and having subs is literally the only way I understand what’s going on. That’s part of why I like subtitled horror from non English speaking countries. Their subtitles usually always work because they’re not in English. When some horror movie has zero subs or they don’t sync up I shut that shit tf off

[autiebiographical]

Audio processing disorders aren't just delayed processing. Sometimes it's just not comprehending what the person said at all.

[woosh-floosh-art]

[mewy101]

I could never find the right way to tell you, have you noticed I've been gone?

[scarlct-vvitch]

grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)

rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it

[scarlct-vvitch]

free fic idea up for grabs. godspeed

[falcofalcx]

Im just scrolling Tumblr as usual a couple days ago and suddenly get bombarded with human x rock ship content. 1. You know me so well Tumblr 2. When did we read/watch this??? Who posted in the group chat?? Cause I missed it!!! 😭

[sharrrrknight]

Yknow the lil fanfic trope where a character, usually non-human, purrs like a cat. In this case it would obviously be Rocky but what if it was Grace instead hear me out-

[robotrocky]

Nothing to see here. Just two bros discussing heart surgery 😳🫀

follow up to this

[bitzitz]

i call this "grace and rocky versus archive of our own"

bonus featuring adrian:

[witchofthesouls]

Imagine a cyberized!human is checking themselves out in a mirror and/or doing some exploration just to find their body had the Barbie and Ken doll treatment.

Nothing between their legs. It's just a smooth expanse of protoform.

They're walking around with the assumption that Cybertronians are a very social species that can't fuck in a way they're familiar. What they don't know is their sexual hardware now has coverings, and they can't find them.

While the cyber!human is thinking about plug-n-play and other kinks, Ratchet sent a massive internal memo to not clang the pretty, sensual newbie because that's not a newbuild situation, and if he finds out that any mecha took the poor thing for a ride or drive, there is no hiding spot he won't be able to find.