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Pappi: yeah, chicken is made from real chickens

Ekko: *gasps* NO!

Pappi: what else would it be?

Ekko: I DONT KNOW, NOT A REAL ANIMAL.

a few hours later, Ekko: does that mean animal crackers come from real animals too

Pappi: what the fuck Ekko, it’s 3 in the morning go to sleep

Ekko: and if they’re stuck together were they soulmates?!

Pappi: Ekko-!

RG Parent: hold on i want to see where this is going

Kink: So Papi sneezed earlier and I accidentally said “shut the fuck up” instead of “bless you.”

RG Parent: How do you accidentally say "shut the fuck up?"

Pappi: What’s wrong, buddy?

Ekko: Something at school.

Pappi: What is it?

RG Parent: Physics? Calculus? Murder? We can help.

Ekko: Two girls asked me to the Valentine’s dance.

Pappi&RG Parent: …

Kink: We can’t help

Ekko: Do dragons fart fire?

Pappi: … I don’t know?

Ekko: I thought you went to college

Papi: Be nice.

Kink: I can't.

Papi: Why not?

Kink: I don't want to.

Don’t stop me now

I’m havin such a good tiiiiime

@jhinnyjaxy

Kinkbot: *screams*

Jayce: *screams louder to establish dominance*

Robopappi: Should we do something?

Robot-Gendered Parent: No, I want to see who wins this.

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