#incorrect trinity quotes

[lilho-ho-bo10]

Bruce: Hey, if a zombie outbreak were to occur, and I became one, what would you do? Clark: I think we both know what I'd do. Bruce: You'd let me bite you so that we'd be together? Clark: I would... Bruce: *Bashfully smiles* Clark: ... Clark: I'm lying, I'd blow your head off. Bruce: !? Diana: Well, it wouldn't be the first time he did it. Clark: Diana, no--

[paradisechid800]



Diana: Hey, I heard you two watched the Barbie movie. Clark: Yeah, we just came back from seeing it. Bruce: It was okay. Diana: Just okay? Bruce: ... Clark: ... Diana: ... Bruce: ... Bruce: *Starts crying* IT WAS AMAZING!!!! Clark:*Also Crying* We bought the whole doll collection. Diana: I knew it.

[ibrucewaynee]

Priorities

Clark: *looses lost his powers*

Clark: Hey Bruce, can I get a ride back to Metropolis?

Bruce: sorry, but I don't have a car

Bruce: *drives off*

Diana: hey Bruce, can I get a ride?

Bruce: *hands her the keys to a brand new car*

Clark: I'm starting to get the feeling that you don't like me much

[used2bezuzu]

Pappi: yeah, chicken is made from real chickens

Ekko: *gasps* NO!

Pappi: what else would it be?

Ekko: I DONT KNOW, NOT A REAL ANIMAL.

a few hours later, Ekko: does that mean animal crackers come from real animals too

Pappi: what the fuck Ekko, it’s 3 in the morning go to sleep

Ekko: and if they’re stuck together were they soulmates?!

Pappi: Ekko-!

RG Parent: hold on i want to see where this is going

[lilho-ho-bo10]

Clark: *Cups Bruce in the face* You are Kenough. Bruce: Um..thanks... Clark: ... Bruce: ... Clark: Well... Bruce: Well, what? Clark: What about me? Bruce: Uh...*noticed Diana* Diana: *Holding a Barbie promotional sign* Bruce: Oh! You're everything. Clark: *Embraces him* I love you. Bruce and Diana: *Give each other the thumbs up.*

[lilho-ho-bo10]

Bruce: This is stupid.

Clark: *looking inside tree branches*I don't care, we're not going anywhere until I find one egg.

Bruce: Clark, I'm rich, I can just buy you some.

Clark: *lifts boulder* it's not the same. Now, where are those eggs.

Bruce: Who was even in charge of hiding the eggs?

Diana: *pops out of bush* It was me.

Clark: You really did a good job at hiding them.

Diana: These lips are sealed.

Clark: ?

Bruce: ?

Diana: Ok, fine. I got my eggs from an old woman. But she was actually Circe, she actually gave me harpy eggs and, well--

Bruce: Let me guess, you broke them, didn't you?

Diana: *looks behind Bruce and sees two harpies kidnapping Hal and Barry* um...sure. Excuse me for a moment.

Clark: ?...

Harpy: *swoops in and snatches up Bruce*

Bruce: Why am I not surprised?

Clark: !?

Diana: *Follows holding Arthur* No, no, not the rich one, take him!

Clark: !?

Arthur: !?

[lilho-ho-bo10]

Diana: Hello?

Bruce: Where are you?

Diana: Clark asked me to come with him to run some errands.

Bruce: Be careful, he hasn't been the same since that fight with Manchester. I think he did something to him.

Diana: You worry too much about about him. Besides, Clark seemed to be normal.

Bank alarm goes off

Diana: What?

Clark: *Jumps into car with bag of money* Sorry that I took so long.

Diana: Clark, what are you doing!?

Clark: I'm robbing the bank.

Bruce: !?

Diana: CLARK, WHY ARE YOU ROBBING THE BANK!?!??!?

Clark: I don't know, I just felt like it. NOW GO!!!! We'll blend into traffic, no one will notice us.

Diana: CLARK, MY CAR IS INVISIBLE.

[lilho-ho-bo10]

Darkseid: *Has batman and superman in bondage* HA, I have you now.

Clark: Damn you!!!!

Darkseid: It's far too late for that.

Bruce: You'll never get away with this! Diana and the others will stop you.

Darseid: I doubt it, Diana and friends are dead. There bodies now lie in a shallow grave. Your world armies have fallen to me, both the Amazaons and Atlantians have been eradicated, the God's have fallen. Your world is mine. The anit-life equation is mine.

Darkseid: ...

Darkseid: By the way, happy birthday Kal-El.

Clark: ...

Clark: Well at least someone remembered.

Beuce: OH my God, really Clark?

Darkseid: He forgot?

Clark: He forgot!

Bruce: We're about to die and this what is you're concerned about?

Clark: Yes! Don't you love me!

Bruce: I do!

Clark: Then why did you forget!

Bruce: I just...did.

Clark: Do I just mean nothing to you?!

Bruce: Of course not!

Darkseid: Wow, this is like a soap opera.

Diana: Yeah, they're the exact reason why I don't need cable.

Darkseid: Didn't I kill you?

Diana: You did, I got better though.

Darkseid: I see.