#robustlaser

[mothfishing]

mutant... aloe? mutant is cool in general

the original one got deleted and im mad so here’s some horrible little plant monsters

[everyone-needs-a-hoopoe]

top 5 things to be in groups of five

1. quintuplets

2. stars in the main body of the cassiopeia constellation

3. stars on a restaurant’s rating

4. homework marks out of five

5. petals on a pansy

[gentrigger]

A commission for @robustlaser of their OC Naisse! Including bike because I’m me.

[professorlizzard]

ProfessorLizzard: amazing there might be esports in the parisian olympics

RobustLaser: wow okay i knew i needed to get to sleep but apparently it's more dire than i thought

RobustLaser: because i keep misreading that as "esports in the parisian olympics"

[askroahmmythril]

robustlaser replied to your post: Would you rather see Mega Man 11 or a new Silent...

RE7, while first person, seems to realllly understand a lot of what resident evil is really about, actually. Like, yeah, it does use the first person perspective to surprise you sometimes, but then you also have a battle with man wielding chainsaw scissors because RE is allowed to go big and goofy.

I’ve seen a full LP of it, I’m not too sure how much I feel like it “got” Resident Evil to be honest.  A lot of it went kinda overboard on Saw / Hostel style torture porn, for lack of a better phrase.  As much as they overdid it, it made the whole plot macguffin fungus virus thingamie feel just like it was purely an excuse to do so.  And the less said about the mutated mother’s weakpoint, the better.  The DLC blackjack game, there are a lot of moments there too that especially felt less RE and more pointless torture.

Basically, my overall opinion on it, RE7 looks and feels less like a Resident Evil title, and more akin to Outlast.  It tries to shoehorn some RE influence in there, but in the end, it just doesn’t look or feel like an RE game to me.  Like, if they just showed me a screenshot and didn’t tell me the title, I’d have never guessed it was an RE game.

[mothfishing]

did you defeat the birthday boss tho

i narrowly escaped with my life and my loot (birthday ice cream)

[mothfishing]

robustlaser replied to your post “Why are you so negative? You always tear media down”

*bangs pots and pans together* ANN DESERVED BETTER!!!!

she REALLY DID in EVERY WAY from her costume to her treatment to her framing to Everything

i still wish her phantom thief outfit like, was more hammy villain with a huge collar and spikes and an big ass staff to wack people with than a damn skintight catsuit with a boob window and a whip

[ixcaliber]

robustlaser replied to your post: me jolting upright from sleep and turning to...

the goat is at minimum a solid consolation prize

a goat is a precious friend. i literally have no use for a car thanks i’m sticking with my original choice.