(i tried to get all ships including roman but there are to many poly ships so some of those with be missing)
logince: 7/10 cute, but not my favorite
royality: 8/10 these 2 give me Disney prince and princess vibes together
Prinxiety: 10/10 a classic, the first thing I shipped when I first joined the fandom
R*mr*m: -infinity/10 kill it with fire, we don’t ship incest in this house
Roceit: 9/10 very cute we love some theater geeks
rosleep: 5/10 theses 2 would take over the world with their sass so 10 points for being a power couple and -5 because I fear this ship for that same reason
rocani: 0/10 any and all time these 2 would spend together would become a therapy session to help roman with his inferiority complex and superiority complex because of course he has both
Lamp: 10/10 very cute
dlamp: 10/10 still very cute
drlamp: 10/10 very cute as long as Remus and Roman aren’t dating
okok so new ot4 roman n patton n remy n emile sick fic + stress relief fic? i'd use slashes but i'm on french keyboard lmao -blink
( continuing my domestic drabbles !! )
patton and emile weren’t mad, they were just worried! it wasn’t even disappointment, either. to be honest, this kind of behavior was pretty much expected of roman and remy by now. the pair would rather suffer in silence than ever admit to actually being sick. that meant they’d have to give in to the simple truth that they were human; that they were susceptible to the cold just like everyone else was.
“i’m stronger than that!” roman said, pouting, arms crossed over his chest. there were bags under his eyes, no longer hidden by concealer. he’d been caught trying to apply it this morning by emile, who had been woken by remy coughing a fit into a pillow.
“i don’t get sick, babes,” remy said, pointedly avoiding looking at any of them. his voice was scratchy, a dead giveaway now that he wasn’t sucking on lozenges like candy. patton not-so-gently shoved a mug of hot tea into his hands.
remy looked down into the drink, scowling. “is there at least–?”
“eight spoonfuls of honey.”
roman giggled at patton’s tone and then immediately quieted when emile not-so-gently glared at him. he leaned closer and pressed the back of his hand to roman’s forehead.
“i don’t know why y’all thought it’d be a good idea to hide this from us,” emile said, frowning. “don’t you remember what happened when rayla kept secrets from callum and ezran?”
“right now, i barely remember two hours ago.”
“two hours ago, i found you in the bathroom, half-asleep on the counter, trying to cover up the evidence of your being awake all night.”
roman spluttered, clearly offended at being called out so directly. remy jerked awake suddenly, nearly spilling his drink.
“rem,” patton murmured, taking the mug from his hands. “sweetpea, no napping just yet.”
remy whined. “’m sleepy.”
“i know, darling.”
patton and emile shared a look over their boyfriend’s heads. emile combed a hand through roman’s hair before he stood and left for the kitchen. patton, with quite a lot of convincing and shuffling, eventually got roman and remy bundled together on the couch. he pulled the ottoman closer for them to keep their legs propped up on and gave them extra pillows to squeeze if they wanted. by the time this was done, emile had returned with a tray. he set it down carefully on the coffee table.
patton and emile took a bowl each and sat on either side of roman and remy.
“it’s chicken noodle,” emile said, brushing remy’s bangs from his forehead. “you’re such a strong, independent gem but let’s be independent together, okay?”
“cheesy,” remy muttered before accepting a spoonful of soup.
“no, silly, he just told you, it’s chicken noodle!” patton said, giggling. likewise, he was coaxing roman into being fed. roman would vehemently insist later on that he only allowed this because patton was extra close to him and he’d do anything if it meant keeping his heart so near.
“you know, remy,” roman said, patting his hand around underneath the blankets until he found remy’s hand, too. he laced their fingers together. “at least this got the two of them away from their work.”
emile squinted at them. “pardon?”
“you’re right!” remy exclaimed, sitting up suddenly. emile reeled back so nothing spilled. “hah! not sick, just getting you workaholics to take a break!”
patton’s mouth opened and closed a few times before he sighed. there really was no denying it. he’d been studying a lot for his exams; he wouldn’t have been surprised if even logan thought he was going overboard. emile, likewise, had been doing a lot of research lately to take into his sessions.
“guilty as charged,” emile agreed. “what shall our punishment be?”
“cuddles!” roman declared.
“after medicine,” patton amended.
after soup and tea and medicine, the four returned to bed. patton and emile set aside their work and the stress of not working in favor of keeping their boys comfortable and warm. it worked out pretty well in everyone’s favor.
Oh, an x Picani? Haven’t had one of these yet!! Fun!!Also, just a little note: While I’m finishing up the ship prompts still in my inbox from last night, please don’t send anymore! I’m happy to finish these out but afterwards I’m really trying to make today a SecSan workday.
Accidentally pushes/pulls a pull/push door- Roman! Love my dramatic son, but he’s going to fight that door instead of obey its commands.
Doodles hearts over their desk with their initials- Both of them!! Roman will doodle the hearts anywhere, really- Emile’s more filling the prompt just because he’ll write it over his own desk while he’s at work.
Starts the tickle fight- Emile! For all his professionalism, Emile can be very goofy.
Starts the pillow fight- This one’s Roman! He’s a very princely knight and a knightly prince, and knightly princely knight-princes need to battle every once in a while! Plus, unlike tickle ones, Roman’s good at pillow fights.
Falls asleep last, watching the other with an affectionate smile: I’mma have to say Emile. Roman’s pretty much out once he hits the bed, but Emile outlasts him by a bit, left with no better way to pass the time then to just gently comb fingers through Roman’s hair and smile at his prince.
Mistakes salt for sugar: Roman! He’s not very observational, especially in the mornings when he needs the sugar for his coffee. Luckily, Emile’s gotten pretty good at catching him before he adds a couple hundred spoonfuls of salt to his drink... though not always
Lets the microwave beep at 1am- Roman! Emile normally remembers to catch it when he’s up that late, but not Roman. It’s for the better, anyways- gives Emile a chance to catch Ro and gently drag him back to bed.
Cheesy pick-up lines: Once more, Roman! Both he and Emile know how utterly ridiclous they are, but Roman enjoys the cheese, and if it gets a chuckle out of Emile that’s good enough for him!
Bookshelf in alphabetical order- This time, Emile! He likes the order in the alphabet, though he mostly just likes any order- if Roman gets bored and arranges them so that looking at the shelves you see a rainbow, well, Emile’s alright with that too.
Licks the spoon when making brownies- Me, clapping and chanting: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Buys candles even if it’s not a special dinner- Roman!! The absolute romantic dork!! He’ll light up a dozen of them and scatter them across the kitchen and table and, when asked what the occasion is, will smirk and declare it the anniversary of four days after they went on their first grocery store run together or something equally ridiculous.
Draws little tattoos on the other: Both of them!! Roman’s artistic, Emile likes to doodle, the two of them are often within being drawn-upon range... it works out.
New souvenir magnet after every trip: This’ll be Emile! He likes having the memories!
Convinces the other to fill out magazine couple surveys: Roman! He thinks they’re oh-so-very ~romantic~ and Emile thinks they’re silly enough to be worth his time when Roman begs they fill one out.
You wish for rarepair Picani ships yes? Here's some hcs for Roman and Emile(one of my fave Picani ships)! ◼ Emile wakes Roman up with soft kisses to the back of his neck and on his shoulders, eventually trailing to his cheeks and finally lips ◼ Roman makes sure Emile eats and gets enough sleep cause he's as bad as Logan when it comes to overwriting himself ◼ Lazy afternoons where they both sleep in and just cuddle and binge a new cartoon ◼ Roman proposes in a similar fashion to ruby and sapphire
!!!!!!!!! Yes to all of this (ngl i don't watch su so I will assume that the proposal is adorable)
dani have u ever thought about roman/patton/remy/emile bc now i am -blink
probably bc i think about royality / sleepality / creativisleep a lot as is, so i’m sure emile snuck his way in there at some point, because romile? disney bfs. patmile? feelings bfs.
and then obvs throw remy in there with some coffee and sass, i mean, listen, that’s an ot4 of all good things
