#rocking_guitarriffs

[official1stman]

pride month THIS

Pride month THAT

Happy F*cking pride month

Pride pride pride pridepridepridepride F*CKING PRIDE

why does he get a f*cking month after all the sh*t he did to ME

Where's my month huh?!

I deserve a month more than that A*SHOLE!!

You all came from these holy Balls why does the traitor to HEAVEN get a f*cking celebration?!?

If it weren't for ME?!? You all wouldn't EXIST

You ....UNGRATEFUL LITTLE SH*TS!! 🖕

YOU JUST WAIT TILL EXTERMINATION YOU JUST F*CKING WAIT

𓆩A𓆪🤟F*CK YOU B*TCHES🤟𓆩A𓆪

[official1stman]

Why the hell are people calling ME a pigeon?!

I'm the god damn first man

THE.DICK.F*CKING.MASTER.

not some dumba*s bird

which mind you

I NAMED IN EDEN

yeah that's right sluts I DID

Not that fame stealing.... woman theiving....apple picking..... BACK STABBING A*SHOLE--

F*cking...hate....that....guy....

Anyways unexpected rant aside....

𓆩A𓆪🤟Rock On B*tches🤟𓆩A𓆪

[official1stman]

What's up sluts Live up in heaven it's ME

The Dickmaster here

In honor of MY bada*s Youtooz figure being released to the public

(along other losers we won't mention)

I decided I was bored enough to rock out this banger account for my fans

𓆩A𓆪🤟Rock on b*tches🤟𓆩A𓆪

[official1stman]

F*cking WHAT month!?

These humans and sinners and their bullsh*t...

You don't name some damned month after one of the MANY sins that apple sucking dickhead committed why celebrate that?!

I mean just ...WHY?!!

Doesn't make any f*cking sense....

One thing I'll say to the people who do?

See ya in hell dipsh*ts!

To the people who KNOW better...

𓆩A𓆪🤟Rock on B*tches🤟𓆩A𓆪

{(happy pride everyone!! 🖤🩶🤍💜 🩷💛💙)}

[official1stman]

This sh*t BLOWS

I'm being forced to attend every council meeting and any other thing Sera decides to drag my a*s too DAILY

between 11am-8pm ( PNW time on Mon-Wed)

And. 6 am-3 pm (PNW time on Sat-Sun)

How the F*CK am I gonna squeeze training time in with my girls for the [REDACTED]

it's in 8 months!

And No way in Heaven am I gonna skip out on MY time either...this is bullsh*t....

IM A BUSY MAN

Anyway...rant aside (f*ck you sera..)

𓆩A𓆪🤟Rock on B*tches🤟𓆩A𓆪