#rockshipping

[prismtowerprincess]

I think I have another new OTP omg

Rockshipping.

[maggie-d]

I can dig it.

[yugihell]

Seto Kaiba has a crush on Dwayne Johnson

all the muscles but not in a scary way

runs own charity which supports children

has played a god and Kaiba has a thing for people who are also gods

is a massive nerd and player of games

+ this actual definitely 100% perfectly canon scene:

[yugihell]

Seto Kaiba doing things for Dwayne's charity, photo ops and stuff. For purely altruistic reasons. Seto Kaiba's internal reaction when Dwayne claps him on the shoulder and smiles at him.

Kaiba responds with a stiff nod. It says something like ‘I am a proper businessman and we have done good work today’.

Unlike his inner monologue. That’s something a bit more like:

‘Don’t smile, don’t blush, don’t think about those eyes, those perfect white teeth, that strong but gentle hand and how it would feel squeezing your ass- Abort! Abort! Abort!’

“Taxes.” Kaiba says loudly. Shouts really. To his credit, the smile stays beaming on the man’s face, and there’s simply a quirk of the head and a “Hmm?” from Mr Johnson. Dwayne. The Rock. Adonis- fuck shit damn.

“Of course, everything handled above board, no offshores - I know your methods, Seto Kaiba, and frankly the world would be a better place if everyone followed your example.” Of course they’re perfect. He knows this because everything Dwayne Johnson touches is perfect (is his shoulder now perfect? Physical and philosophical testing required). Also because he’s hacked into their accounting software to make absolutely sure, as boundaries are for other people.

It would be smart to continue this line of enquiry, so he doesn’t make himself indecent in front of a crowd of a thousand children and their guardians, and around fifty paparazzi (which is therefore the entire world).

But at the same time, maybe he can get him to say his name again.

[co-lord44]

New video

[toxicnapkin]

thwomp: i hate everyone

rocky wrench: thwompy! come down here!

thwomp: i hate almost everyone

thwomp: *comes down*

rocky: *gets crushed*

thwomp: i hate myself

[rockshipping]

source: 上野池

[dnitegirl]

Rockshipping doodle I doodled during class~