Trapero - the new Catalan hero
The new Catalan hero is a very courageous police chief who doesn't fear jihadists and turns us on
Tan and with a penetrant look in his eyes in an interrogatory I'd always answer yes!
I'm Trapero!
And he's a motherfucking boss answering to the media. He talks really well Better than Basté How lucky is the conseller
I'm Trapero!
And he's an implacable man Who doesn't get nervous
If he's next to you nothing bad can happen Greet him, he's the new RoboCAT (robocop but Catalan haha)
When there's a problem He's always got a solution. If he was the Barça's president Neymar wouldn't have said no.
And if someone attacks him, he responds with serenity He has a never-failing formula: Well, very good then, bye.
I'm Trapero!
He's a multipurpose chief He's the perfect son in law: He explains to you the Catan, He deletes your spam and takes the dog out to the park
I'm Trapero!
In CUP we think Trapero is a normal police chief
He's so well dressed Show us your chopper Let's preserve him and expose him in the MNAC (National Art Museum of Catalonia)
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