#rodeo!lock rambles

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Dear John Watson,

I am sorry.

Sincerely,

The Author

[dulcimergecko]

*drums fingers on keyboard*  Sex?  Swearing?  Come on, brain, I’m trying to figure out how to start Ch. 25....

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Rodeo!lock rambles

At some point, I’ll have to sit down and compile a list of the strangest internet searches/research I did for ‘The Devil’s Blaze,’ (pity my spouse, who has learned the hard way that looking at my computer monitors while I’m writing can be...disturbing).  Currently, I have open tabs ranging from lock types and average horse heights, to vintage sewing machines and glucose.  And yes, they are all relevant to the chapter I’m currently working on.

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So....apparently ‘cowpunk’ is a thing...

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Dates and word counts.  Chapter 24 of ‘The Devil’s Blaze’ is being difficult...

[dulcimergecko]

Oh, the joy of picking a title...

Here are a few of the better ones generated:

‘How you can (Do) chaps Almost Instantly' 'Use Chaps To Make Someone Fall In Love With You' 'Chaps: An Incredibly Easy Method That Works For All' 'Never Lose Your Chaps Again' 'Chaps Strategies For Beginners'

[dulcimergecko]

This is what I’m focusing on to keep from throwing my computer across the room as a result of the Senate’s [insert extensive ranting with lots of swearing] “tax” bill.  Hellllooooo chapter 21!

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So, I will freely admit that I’m a research junkie both professionally and personally.  The more morbid and/or potentially scientifically interesting/disgusting, the better, (which makes me a very um...interesting conversationalist). What sorts of things might I look up, you wonder?  Well, the following entry has been added to the ongoing list of “really weird and/or questionable things I have looked up for rodeo!lock:

“Do horses have prostate glands?”

(The answer is yes, btw).