The Borgias (Showtime/Bravo)
I’m at the end of season two, with one season left to go. This is Renaissance-Era Arrested Development. Look at the kids. You can’t unsee it now, can you? I lay awake at night just praying that Juan is supposed to be the oldest and not Cesare, because that just makes it funnier.
Edit: I checked good ol’ Wikipedia and Juan WAS the older brother, so it works, it totally WORKS!!
Edit: Season 3 Episode 3? Uh yeah.. the comparisons continue (no spoilers!)
Favorite Characters:
Pope Alexander/Roderigo Borgia: This is a guy who is mostly in it for the bitches and money and yet, he’s like, really good at his job. He’s a Good Pope. The School of Cardinals main complaints about him amount to ‘He’s rich, he’s horny, and he’s.. Spanish?’ So what?
Lucrezia Borgia: Gives no fucks. I mean, you can read the chandelier scene as a vengeance or having lost her mind a bit, but I read it as ‘You want to fuck with me? Big mistake.’ Speak softly, big stick and all that.
Cesare’s BFF/Hired Assassin: That guy is ready to throw down at a moment’s notice and I think it’s hilarious. He is the living embodiment of this John Mulaney bit:
Least Favorite Characters:
Juan Borgia: He sucks. He sucks. He’s classist and he’s a murderer and rapist. And he talks to his dick. That’s weird, opium or not.
Cesare Borgia: I love Francois Arnaud. I also don’t mind Cesare most of the time, but occasionally the ‘Daddy, I want to be a knight, Daddy!’ gets old.
OTP:
Lucrezia + Paolo. (Poor Paolo)
BROTP:
Cesare + Mr. Murderface (Michelletto is his name, apparently)
NOTP (SPOILERS):
Lucrezia + Cesare. Not big on incest, thanks.
Random Observations:
I’m kind of loving this whole blended-family things they have going on by the time of Baby Juan’s baptism. Rodrigo just chilling out with his kids, his former mistress/baby mama (number 2 of 4 if I am reading my history right) and his current mistress. The kids’ mother’s husband comes to hang out from time to time. You know, with the exception of Juan, everyone is just kind of chill about the whole family unit. But Juan is a jerk, so...
Faces I recognized:
Francois Arnaud (X Company; Midnight, Texas); Joanne Whalley (Willow, The White Princess); Colm Feore (The Wrong Guy; Revolution; The Trotsky); Lotte Verbeek (Outlander; Agent Carter); THE ONE AND ONLY KING ALFRED THE GREAT, DAVID FREAKING DAWSON (The Last Kingdom - I squealed with joy); Thure Lindhardt (The Last Kingdom); Pilou Asbæk (Game of Thrones - Truth be told, I totally missed him).
Historical Drama Watch Project.










