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Canary
My love for Hadestown and the voices in my head have decided that today for @fanartfrenzy I would make an edit (or rather a teaser of sorts) for the fic Canary by amatalefay
An alternate universe fic where Orpheus makes a deal to Hades instead of Eurydice. Orpheus will sing to rally Hades' workers in exchange for food and shelter for Eurydice and himself in Hadestown.
If you still have some emotional stability left from the OG show then go check out Canary!
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No...
I thought I could figure out the referent, but no. I can’t. Which murdered British boys? Someone go back and ask that elderly neighbor or I’ll never be able to sleep again.
King Edward V of England and Richard of Shrewsbury, Duke of York! They were murdered by their uncle!
She... she does
odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
oh, you meant they literally did, ok
would i, tumblr user thee odysseyofhomer, lie to you?
this is the only funny addition to this post
I have a question about this image of Xanathar's Thieves Guild.
Why does he have sexily lounging elf boys?
I ask because I cannot imagine a beholder being attracted to anything other than itself. Does he just understand Sexily Lounging Elf Boys to be a status symbol, and he wants anyone who visits to know he can afford Sexily Lounging Elf Boys?
Maybe I'm the asshole here for assuming. Maybe these boyfriends are master tacticians here to advise Xanathar, they happen to like wearing leather pants and no shirts and I should be less quick to reduce them to sex objects.
I don't care, I love it, this is all I can think of every time I see it:
In another universe, Sam Reich is part of Batman's rogues' gallery.
I can't believe this got left in the tags.
Batman finds him moderately annoying. The RIDDLER on the other hand, is determined to kill this man if it is the last thing he ever does.
Do theologians in Omegaverse worlds argue about what Jesus meant when he said "I'm the Alpha and the Omega"?
That makes a lot of sense, actually.
Does anyone know the history as to how that ended up in the bible? Idk, it seems weird that a judean guy who, by historical consensus, spoke aramaic, and possibly hebrew as well, would be using greek letters in a speech. Is this passage thought to be thrown in by the council of nicea on their own? Is this a bad translation and he said the first and last letters of aramaic which was made into greek letters for western audiences? Why is this in there at all? Has the history of this passage been traced as to how it ended up in the canonized version of the bible? I find this very strange that he’d be using greek letters and I gotta know how this came up
The historical Jesus is believed to have spoken Aramaic but the New Testament was written in Greek, likely by people educated in Greek literature and rhetoric.
They also wrote for a largely Greek-speaking audience since most Christian churches at the time were outside of Judea.
Also, that speech is from Revelations- so the Jesus saying that is in a vision seen by a guy imprisoned on a Greek island. (John of Patmos, historically identified with John the beloved disciple, and IIRC imprisoned by Domitian towards the end of the 1st century). So it’s… not really attributable to a historical Jesus.
Historical Jesus spoke Aramaic but Dehydration Hallucination Jesus can speak whatever he wants
daine really was the first person to say you kill my boyfriend i topple your empire with dinosaur necromancy and a horde of rats
and she was right
What could he do? Where could he turn, twice robbed of his wife? With what tears could he move the spirits, with what voice move their powers? Cold now, she floated in the Stygian boat. They say he wept for seven whole months 📷: @callmelasagna
The Odyssey but Penelope has been slowly killing off suitors one by one via poisoning and staged accidents >>>
“And then, upon announcing to me that he could no longer stand to live with his love unrequited, hurled himself into the sea… that was the last thing he said to me, the last person to see him before his death... I was helplessly unable to stop this tragedy…”
“You pushed him off a cliff, my lady?”
“Yes I pushed him off a cliff”
Odysseus: so how many suitors are we dealing with?
Telemachus: well there were 108 at the start but they’ve been reduced to 74
Odysseus: oh some of them left? We are still outnumbered
Eurymeus: actually it’s now only 43. Penelope took out a lot more while you were gone Telemachus
Odysseus: Penelope has been killing them?
Eurymaus: well there has been a lot of… suspicious accidents
Telemachus: My favourite was the guy who fell down three flights of stairs and got impaled on two swords in the process
@dootznbootz come get yall juice :D
Look, she's of naiad descent. It's not her fault some people can't swim.
Odysseus, tears in his eyes: That's my girl!
Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!
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Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!
Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!
A sweetly sad human, Cantry, made by Amanda (the probably a fae) @amatalefay (Tumbler/insta) - Marrow ❤️
they call my dick excalibur. because it sat in a lake for a long time . no other reasons
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ils appellent ma bite excalibur. parce qu'elle est restée dans un lac pendant longtemps . pas d'autre raison
FOLLOW-UP QUESTIONS (BONUS POINTS)
1.) Do you think OP would allow the French near their posts? Why or why not?
2.) Does translating the post add any additional humor? If so, how?
3.) Would another language affect your chances of survival?
3.) Are you in danger?
3.) How fast can you run?
QUESTIONS SUPPLÉMENTAIRES (POINTS BONUS)
1.) Quelque chose me fait dire que non.
2.) Le français n'est-il pas une vaste blague ?
3.) Je ne crois pas, jusque là, l'anglais n'a que des effets secondaires minimes sur ma santé.
3.) Apparement.
3.) Pardon.
