#roger no

[la-grosse-patate]

Roger: My favorite person around here is Kim! She’s so beautiful and powerful and-

my Captain:

[ylly22]

• @mylovelyrogertaylor Roger at the launch of new book "Pattie Boyd: My Life In Pictures" by Pattie Boyd last night in London❤️✨ HE SHAVED HIS BEARD 😭😭 ❤️

[incorrect-queen-quotes39]

Roger: Hi, I want to know what your return policy is.

Receptionist: Sir, this is an adoption center.

Roger: Okay? And?

Ben: Dad?

Roger: Don't call me that.

[mercuryandmeme]

They played I’m In Love With My Car last night and I blacked out for 3 minutes

[official-pete]

ROGER

what did you do

[rockingthegraveyard]

Think about this.

Rouge walks in the room, calm face, internal panic.

“I’m pregnant”

Roger just stares for a moment, silent walks over to her.

Rouge internal panic intensifies.

Roger picks up Rouge and runs outside.

“Baby!”

Rayleigh is confused why Roger is screaming baby in his face.

“Baby.” “Mom.” “Me.” “Baby.”

Roger runs away still carrying Rouge to scream at more people.

No one understands except Shanks for some reason.

[incorrect-queen-quotes39]

Roger: Hey! What are you guys up to?

Roger: *stares at Freddie's drawing of him*

Freddie: Roger?

Roger: *starts hissing like a cat*

John: Roger, no! It's just a drawing!

Roger: WHO ARE YOU?!! THIS IS MY TERRITORY!!! *starts ripping Freddie's drawing and screaming*