obscure aus to consider!!!
“I’ve hurt myself and tried to call a friend but dialed a wrong number can you help me out anyway” AU
"We’ve both been sent to a reformative summer camp but it turns out it’s actually a front for organised vampirism on gay teens that their parents want to subdue” AU
“You’re going out with my sibling/friend/relative but i’m convinced you’re gay (and shit you’re hot), what better way to prove it than seduce you in front of them” AU
“You’re a species a lot like a vampire and I’m a species a lot like a werewolf but we always get mistaken for the better known species and I know we’re supposed to be arch enemies but we bond over others’ ignorance” AU
Star Trek: Voyager (lost in space) AU
“I’m a pirate(/space pirate) who invaded your town(/spaceship/planet) and cold-cocked you because you were in my way but you’re weirdly attractive when you’re unconscious so I brought you back to my ship” AU
“I was trying to roofie someone else but the waiter mixed up the drinks so I accidentally roofied you” AU
“We’re dating and you organised a threesome but the third person you found is actually my sibling” AU
“You’re lactose intolerant and you’re allergic to gluten but we got the wrong orders so now we’re sharing an ambulance” AU
“We both fainted at the concert” AU
KickThePJ’s Forever Train AU
Literally any of the stories from Love Actually AU
“We’ve both been captured by a ‘superior race’ and are now being sold as a joint lot in a sex slave auction” AU
“I’m a government spy and you stumbled in on me killing someone and even though you’re drunk as Hell I’m afraid you’re going to have to come with me” AU
“We’re two different countries’ Eurovision acts” AU