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Roller Derby Punchline Madlibs 4: Can-Opener Amethyst. (In roller derby, a "Can Opener" is a kind of block where the skater pops up and catches her opponent in the sternum or chest).
if you have suggestions for more verbs or nouns to put into roller derby phrases for more of these madlibs cartoons, put them in the comments!
Suggestion Derby Cartoon 3: "Pre-Bout Bathroom Trips" Inspired by elasticathletes note about derby teammate's ..pre-bout preparedness information sharing.
Roller Derby Action Caricature 'Toon 3: "Block-it Telemetry", inspired by kitruff_sincerelysnarky photo. It's not blocket science. Or wait; it totally is.
I mean, it's DESIGNED to be opened along those stress-lines...BUT WHY IS IT SO HARD? WILL-WIFL 15: Opening the Pack
The pack ref's yell of "The Pack Is HERE"... implying that there's a place really near by where the pack is NOT :O WILL-WIFL 8: The Pack Is Here Remedial Roller Derby: As mentioned elsewhere, if a jammer can push the blockers in front of her far enough away from the majority of the pack, they have to let the jammer go.
This has to have happened to someone, right? Derby's Unremarkable Moments 2: Blue Smiley
When it comes to WFTDA ranking calculations during the season, a close loss is just about as good as a win. So, logically it should feel just about the same, right? ...right? :.( WILL-WIFL 5: A Close Loss is Just As Good
Remedial Roller Derby: WFTDA rankings are based on your percentage of points-scored during the game, times you and your opponent's relative rank (so, a near-loss is as good as a win, and a worse-ranked opponent has more to gain).
When you're short on players, and your teammate has to play on the other team to help balance the numbers. WILL-WIFL 14: Mirror, Mirror
Remedial Roller Derby: This generally doesn't happen in "ranked" play, but can happen in home games/scrimages, or exhibition games (where both sides' unranked B-teams play each other).
