#roman ask

[pixiedust-designs]

Your Grian has a great ass

You should see my Scar design :)

[corysmiles]

Tiny beloved

Tommy's vlog with the obstacle course- maybe the place wouldn't let tinies do it (or had a separate course for tinies) so Tubbo and Tommy decided to smuggle Ranboo in with their pockets.... Then regretted it?

The place had a separate course for tinies and while Tommy was okay with ranboo doing the other course, Ranboo thought the content wouldn’t be as enjoyable. It took a lot of convincing for both Tubbo and Tommy, but eventually the humans agreed to sneak him onto the human sized course in their pockets. They switched who was holding Ranboo every so often so they could check up on him, but everything went well for a while

It wasn’t until they got to the first zip line that anything went wrong. Tubbo was holding Ranboo so Tommy could video them going down, but Tubbo hit the ground hard when he landed. Tommy tried to play off his worry for the stream but got down as quick as he could to check on them

When he got down he noticed Tubbo’s knees and hands were pretty scratched up, but he wasn’t the worst off. Lying on the ground with a large black bruise already forming along his face and neck was Ranboo.

Tubbo kneeled over him and tried to get him to talk but Ranboo’s eyes and mouth stayed shut. Quickly Tommy shut everything down so they could get Ranboo help. The tiny whined when they tried to move him, but as much as Tommy hated it they couldn’t just leave him on the ground.

The two boys took him back to the entrance of the course and found the workers for the tiny section to help. They lied and said they didn’t even know Ranboo wasn’t allowed in the human section, but thankfully the workers didn’t seem to care. They checked for any major injuries and after a few minutes concluded that Ranboo was fine, just knocked out from being squished by Tubbo

When Ranboo finally woke Tubbo and Tommy were both all over him asking if he was okay or if they could help. Tubbo gently cupped him in his hands as he apologized profusely, but Ranboo reassured him it was alright. The tiny was confused and still pretty out of it, but he knew neither of his friends intended to hurt him. He let himself be moved around until he was snug inside one of his friends pockets (he couldnt really tell who’s) and fell asleep until they got back home

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

lol is Roman in punk! au polish ? I mean his last name is polish soo.. xd (but like does he speak polish and everything or is it more like - sometime ago his ancestors were like "fuck this shithole, we're moving" so he doesn't really care for the culture and stuff?)

He is in fact polish! I was hoping someone would notice. I gotta say I'm not sure if either Roman or Remus know polish but you know who does probably? Their grandpa Larry! They're polish on both sides! And since Roman is closer with their grandparents currently, who knows? Who might pick up some polish from his grandpa!

[darkboysroadtrip]

You apparently don’t check your texts anymore! So I guess this is the best solution to get in touch with you, you’re my brother! Answer your damn phone! On another note! That post office robbery thing was you?! I saw on the news that some anonymous do-gooders (HA) saved an old man from robbery! That guy has a concussion!👑

“Maybe I just wanna see you bitch in front of all my followers! Bitch!”

“Ah siblings. Never had one, I’m not sad about that fact.” Dee sighs.

“And excuse you! I can do good! I don’t often but you saw! It was a specific situation! Shut up!”

Virgil laughs, putting his head in between his arms from where they’re resting on the carts handle.

[thetwelvecaesars]

5 , 1 , 3 for the emperor ask meme :))))

YAY!! Thank you!!

1. The emperor I love, but is a total piece of shit. - Oh no! I just realised something!! I have 2 that fit in this category! Well, here it goes. Domitian and Caligula.

3. The emperor I love, because he the least shitty of all of them. - This one goes to Galba. Because he was awesome, but also not a total mess.

5. The emperor that is my favourite, but I won’t tell you, because that would mean having to be honest. Do you want me to be honest? - The real question is, DO YOU WANT ME TO BE HONEST?! Okay. Caligula is my favourite emperor, because he has a complex personality and he’s fun to create theories about.

[diocletianscabbagefarm]

XXX

It took me a few seconds to realize this was a Roman history ask and not.. something else.

* Ahem *

Traditionally it was Roman fashion for men to have clean-shaven faces, until the emperor Hadrian (reign 117-138AD), who wore a beard and made it fashionable. He had a passion for Greek things, and the beard was more associated with Hellenistic culture. It might also have been to disguise a blemish or a scar on his face. From Hadrian up to the time of Constantine the Great (306AD) all the emperors had beards.

Speaking of Hadrian, one of his favourites/his lover was Bithynian youth called Antoninous. He mysteriously drowned during a journey up the Nile river, and Hadrian mourned him intensely and publicly. He had Antoninous deified (a relatively common practice within the Imperial family, though normally not done for those outside of it), and created a formal religious cult for his worship. A great many statues were made of him, more than a hundred of which survive today, making his one of the best known faces from the ancient world. Games in his honour were still held in several cities in the 3rd century, and the cult of Antoninous continued to operate up into the 4th century.

[pixiedust-designs]

Are you and pixie being shipped?

I assume you meant to send this to Blue but yep

[corysmiles]

(little streamer)

I can only imagine Wilbur's big brother instincts going wild when Shroud shows up- because first off that spider is definitely big enough to eat Tommy, and secondly tinies have actually gotten attacked and eaten by spiders before- and Tommy is just laughing off this one being so close to him as if it's nothing? All I can see is a panicking big brother-

Shroud 1: Wilbur: 0

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Little Streamer AU

CW: language

Notes: I wasn’t even planning to write a whole fic for this ask but I started answering it and then my brain vomited out a whole fic. Hope you like it :] and thank you for the ask Roman!!!

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The first time Wilbur saw Shroud was when he was on a call with Tommy after a stream. The two were just exchanging stories the moment Wilbur caught sight of something reflective in the back of Tommy’s room.

At first he didn’t think much of it- it was probably just the light hitting something or a strange looking shadow.

But then it moved.

Wilbur was barely paying attention to Tommy’s story about his mom anymore as he stared at the black shape, watching it get closer and closer to the chattering tiny.

“Hey Tom-“

“Ah what now,” Tommy puffed up, “Are you even listening?”

Wilbur rolled his eyes and subconsciously tapped his fingers against his keyboard, “Yeah yeah, just wondering what’s behind you? Add something to your room?”

The tiny’s face scrunched up in confusion as he stared back at the monitor, “I have no fucking clue what you’re taking about.”

“That thing!” Wilbur pointed, “The thing behind you.”

Inquisitively, the tiny turned back to his room, giving Wilbur a much clearer view of the strange object. He watched as the dark shape moved again and as it got closer he finally figured out the object- or creature- he was looking at.

And god did his heart stop.

“Tommy! A spider-”

“Shroud!”

Wilbur felt his jaw drop as the tiny turned back to the screen with a gigantic spider now cradled in his arms. Its beady eyes stared forward blankly as one of its legs tried to tap at the screen.

“This is just Shroud Wil, nothing to worry ‘bout,” Tommy hummed before scratching at the spider’s head.

While Tommy seemed content to relax with the spider, Wilbur felt like he’d just been punched in the face. He didn’t know much about tinies before Tommy, but he had heard countless stories on the news of them getting mauled by spiders. The arachnids were huge compared to tinies (the one on the screen was almost the size of Tommy’s torso), and venomous spiders could take out an adult tiny in just minutes.

“Nothing to worry…” Wilbur gaped before shaking himself out of his stupor, “Tommy that’s a- fuck that’s a spider! Get that thing out of there what the fuck? Do you have a death wish?”

Tommy’s mouth gaped opened before settling into a shit-eating grin.

“Awe is Wilbur afraid of a lil spider,” Tommy cooed as he grabbed one of Shroud’s legs and waved it around at the screen, “Look he’s just like a little puppy. Could probably fetch too if you want.”

“That thing is fucking terrifying Tommy,” Wilbur glared.

Tommy huffed and hugged the spider closer, earning a small hiss from the creature.

“You’re being a dick to my spider.”

“That thing could literally eat you Tommy!” Wilbur glared. But the tiny didn’t seem too concerned.

“Nah he wouldn’t do that,” the spider hissed, “See, he agrees.”

Exasperated, Wilbur sighed and leaned forward on his arms as the tiny continued to play around with the arachnid. As much as his mind was screaming to get the boy away from the spider, Tommy seemed very calm about his “pet”. And even if he was in danger Wilbur was way too far to help him.

He guessed as long as Shroud didn’t hurt the teen he’d be alright with the spider. Even though it’s weird beady eyes made his skin crawl.

“Whatever,” Wilbur yawned, “Too tired for this shit. Have fun with your ugly dog.”

Before Tommy could even form a retort the human hung up and leaned back into his chair. He’d been awake for almost 20 hours, and the lull of sleep seemed extra convincing. Sleepily he pulled on a soft shirt and fell back into his bed with a thud, the small stuffed animal he’d won with Tommy still sat next to him on his bedside table.

However, before he could fall asleep the sharp ding of a text pierced through his room. He groaned as he opened the message only to be met with a close up of the spider with the text “sex beast.”

Fuck, that kid was going to be the death of him.