Janus, sleeping on top of a pile of everyone's stuffed animals: *vibrating with joy*
Roman, kicking in the door: JANUS!
Janus: *snort* I PLEAD INSANITY
Janus: *clears his throat, hiding his wings and tail* Yesss, Roman?
Roman: ...so you're the stuffed animal thief.
Janus, embarressed: n-no...
Roman: I can literally see my fox plush.
Janus, grumbling as he sinks down onto his hoarde: don't tell a soul
Roman, walking over: ...you, hoarde stuffed animals?
Janus, covering his face with his hat: no...I hoarde the smell of each of you and the others...that's why I have the plushies.
Roman, gently placing a hand on Janus's back: I see...well, why don't you get some rest, hm? Your scales are practically white.
Janus, glancing at Roman: ...I can try?
Roman, humming: *using hypnosis* just take a breath...and close your eyes, my love.
Janus: *slowly falls asleep*
Roman, smiling: there we go. Sleep well, my scaled beauty. *kisses his cheek and leaves*
"I plead insanity" Janus, my bestest noodle, did you learn that one from Remus XD