#romanced vette

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Rule Number Five of being a Sith Warrior:

Tutenkamun : Rule number five of being a Sith Warrior: *lifts up Vette and puts her in center of room* This is Vette. Say hello Vette.

Vette: Hello Vette.

Quinn: *rolls eyes*

Tutenkamun: If you hurt Vette, if you are mean to her, if you hurt twileks. if she cries, you are a dog. you are the lowest filth in the galaxy. Hutts are below rocks, and worms and sewege, and you are lower than hutts. If you hurt vette, I will hunt you down like a dog. I will end you. I will destroy everything you love.  I will make you watch as I burn down everything you have tried to build and leave you a broken shell of despair who stares into the void with a meaningless existence with no will to live. Death or torture at that point would be just ‘meh’ after I am done with you.

Jaesa: ... What’s rule number 4? You know... as your apprentice...

Tutenkamun : Vette > dark side jaesa. Don’t stick your dick in crazy

Jaesa: hey!

Broonmark: shouldn’t we be learning more practical things?

Tutenkamun: hmm. ah yes. Rule number 1: use your anger.

Quinn: for a moment I was afraid you were going to say Sass Darth Baras.

Peirce: *snerk* * leans over and whispers to Vette* Darth BARE ASS.

Vette: *snort* *pokes Tut* hey... tell him the one the one you told me the other day.

Quinn: Calling Darth Baras: ‘Darth Fatass’ was highly inappropriate and not at all...

Peirce Broonmark and Vette: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tutenkamun: Rule number three: ... ... guys... guys... I’m trying to be serious this time. 

Jaesa: SHUT UP. You may continue master.

Peirce: *whispers to broonmark* : I thought Quinn was the teacher’s pet.

Broonmark: hmm

Jaesa: Well, unlike SOME of you assholes, I am a Sith, so it’s important for me to learn this stuff.

Tutenkamun: rule number three, expect betrayal. always. from everyone. from your apprentice. from your master. from your first officer. from your commando. from the random dude you picked up on Hoth. From everyone in the empire really. Learn to premtively betray people From everyone even your loving  wife who you trust more than anyone. ESPECIALLY when she says she won’t eat all your cupcakes....

Vette: They had BLUE frosting, and you spoil me! I thought they were for me! I said I was sorry!

Jaesa: *raises hand* So, who usually betrays people first... I mean... Master or apprentice? and you said to be pre-emptive right?

Tutenkamun: I think Baras plotted to betray me first? But I technically picked up that guy off of Nar Shaddaa explicitly against his orders? so... um... Wait. Jaesa. hang on!

Jaesa: *scribbling down notes*

Tutenkamun: and lastly and most importantly. Don’t be stupid, be aware of your surroundings trust your feelings. It is possible to be a champion of the empire, but NEVER play the fool. knowlege is power, and power will give strength. do not strike your blade idly or foolishly, before you know your enemies weakness. and do not charge in blindly, before you are holding all the cards. Strength, and knowlege, will grant you victory, and through victory our chains are broken. the force shall set you free!”

Quinn: *wipes a tear* That was beautiful my lord. You completely turned this mess around and exceeded all expectations.

Jeasa: cool. awesome. see you later. its for a thing.

Tut: Wait Jaesa! see me after class! there are some things i want to clarify about the whole betrayal thing...

Jeasa: *sweats nervously* oh?

Vette: But I wanna see you after class. I’ve been a bad girl teacher

Peirce: ... When did she have the time to change into a schoolgirl outfit?

Quinn: Please don’t my lord. I just waxed the ship

Vette: I waxed too! :D

Tut: Vette... you don’t even have... nevermind 

Jaesa: ok you talk to her, I’ll be in my quarters ok bye.

Tut: *sigh* You know she’ll probably try to ambush us in bed right?

Vette: Kinky no seriously though talk to her cause she’ll kills us all, I’ll wait in the cabin for my punishment. teacher

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SWTOR: Inquisitor and Warrior Swap Romance Options

Hear me out. Sith Inquisitor but with vette as the romance option. THEN the class is perfect. think about it. Vette is a former slave... so the Inquisitor will be able to relate to her. also... Vette likes robbing tombs and stealing ancient secrets, the Inquisitor's Job is literally seeking sith secrets. Her and Talos Drellik would be besties and best team EVER.  Can you imagine the nerd sessions between the three?  Her and fellow duel wielding former pirate Andronikus Revel would be besties also. Vette is, also into bdsm. she mentions bringing her shock collar into the bedroom. *alternate dialoge* = "I could always use force lightning?" Vette: hmm... might hurt, but honestly? lets try both. *fade to black* Vette: Ok Both is good.  

This stems mostly from the fact that imo, Wrath is a glorified executioner wheras the Inquisitor helps run the temple. and I get the whole Ashara appeal... but uh... Vette > Ashara. Vette is the girl who made me realize my first swtor waifu Mako, is not as good. literally only reason i hate vette, is if i had to choose, i’d break poor mako’s heart. and mako is my first love.

But seriously.  Give Asharra to the Warrior, let jeasa go batshit crazy and then you have lightside apprentice romance and darkside apprentice romance.

ALSO. VERY good chance that due to the Inquisitor’s powerbase and resources, Vette’s family gets reunited with her mom ALIVE. so happy endings all around.  Also, imagine everything the Inquisitor could do for slave rights in the Empire, with him and his SO being former slave themselves? an anti slavery Dark Council Member? seriously?

Brought to you by my heavy favoritism for Inquistor as Best force user class, and Vette who is best waifu.

In conclusion:

Inquisitor-Ashara+Vette= PERFECT Force User Class

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They’re both Little Spoon. Them in their Stupid Armor.

Somewhere in a bed in a Kaas City Apartment:

Vette: I’m climbing a mountain here. you big broad shouldered oaf.

Tut: It’s my turn to be little spoon.

Vette: HOW? I got lil arms. I can’t reach that far!

Vette: ... adorable big broad shouldered oaf.

MEANWHILE ON TATOOINE

Mako: Look at you. big bad Mandalorian. Grand Champion of the Great Hunt.

La’Wrathe *smiling*

Mako: You’re a puppy. that’s what you are.

Mako: *spoons him harder* I love you you big lug.

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Reasons you need Body Type 4 To Romance Vette.

BUILT LIKE A TANK. lil twilek baby.

cuddles. like scooping Vette up and holding her in your arms, and she be so smol PICTURE IT

Vette sitting on on your lap and you will just be able to see over her lil blue head

also, size difference s*x with daddy’s girl Vette.

Vette being like “Honey, this guys being a jerk!” *cue fuck off huge RIPPED Sith boi-friend TM* just LOOMING, and casting a big shadow

Shoulder rides and piggyback rides for Vette.

snuggles where she can use you as a whole dang mattress and curl up in a ball on your chest

Comical size difference is major cute

Them going anywhere together BIG INTIMIDATING SITH tiny sassy twilek gf

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Romanced Vette Headcanons

I did a nsfw Vette headcanons before for her, but not a sfw one apparently, which, seems odd. but ok. here we go.  Vette is my favorite fyi. sorry Lana, sorry Mako.  The only thing i don’t like about Vette, is I realized if I HAD to choose, I’d choose her over Mako, and Mako was my first SWTOR waifu.

Cuddler, little spoon preferred, but will be big spoon on occasion.

Vette tries to curl up in a ball when laying with you either on your chest, or beside you.

Vatte can be a bit clingy, but not in a bad way, only in a good way.

The jealous type weirdly but not to the point that it gets crazy, but will get jealous if you get flirted with

Vette is your Ride or Die.

Vette has broken the law for you, and will break the law for you again. (don’t ask. the less you know about it the better)

90% of the relationship is being snarky and teasing each other, won’t lie.

exchanged hickies to mark each other’s territory

Vette wears a choker.

Vette has a T shirt that says “Daddy’s Little Twilek”

has probably bought matching T shirts as a joke that say “if lost return to daddy” and “I’m daddy” in a fit of jokes and snark, you kinda dared each other to wear them in public, committed to the bit, and now wear them regularly

Vette stealing soooo many sith relics for you. Like, so many.

Vette cooks you breakfast in nothing but an apron.

Lots and lots of PDA. “See the Emperor’s Wrath? Yeah. that’s my husband.”

Vette calls you ‘daddy’, and is a little

would make a great mom

phonecalls to check up on you during the day with hints about sexy surprises once you get home

has tried out your fancy sith throne, and pretended to be you delegating to imaginary sith. has, (probably) gotten busted for it, leading to teasing, an embarrassed twilek, and her own throne.

Cuddling is her favorite

Has one embarrassing petname for you she uses just to annoy you.

surprise hugs from behind

Spontaneous Twilek Girlfriend is spontaneous

“looks like a cinnamon roll, but could kill you.”

You take turns trolling, like... just everyone

There are days you are so on point together when trolling people you finish each other’s sentences and each subsequent burn, alternating coming from you, and Vette is more and more humiliating.

High Fives after trolling people and being snarky together

occasionally Vette will blast you with a good one. *Brofists the witty twilek*

Vette needs attention, but is easily satisfied in that regard. just an arm wrapped around her makes her happy.

her lekku will twitch and fidget and wrap around your arms and neck sometimes.

giving Vette a lekku massage and she will practically purr like a kitten

lots of teasing from this twilek. sexual, and non sexual. Lots of teasing given to her as well.

Even though you’re a sith, and servant of the empire, Vette still sees you as her personal hero

She gazes up at you with her adorable blue eyes, and a lip bit alot.

Vette is a hopeless romantic

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More Headcanons, at Random, Mako, Vette, Lana etc

Mako has a bounty Hunter Blog, and its filled with pics of her and the hunter.  Originally she just had like, bounty hunter lore and stuff, but eventually she started posting pics of them out hunting.  not livestreaming or anything like that, too unprofessional, but pics of them after catching a bounty or upon arrival at the planet. also little things like a new speeder. Tips and Tricks etc now that she’s running with ‘the Grand Champion’ also probably has a ‘kiss cam count’ of romantic moments with the hunter

This is just a personal thing, doesn’t make sense with the lore, but whatever. Sexy Sith Icon Lana Beniko’s ‘Dark Side Curruption’ expresses itself as her absolutely FLAWLESS smoky eyes makeup. YES she did wake up like that.

Vette was not joking about getting her Lekku buffed. its a cosmetic thing, like a deep tissue cleanse/ massage

Vette wears a choker. She is the type

Vette, Lana, and Mako are all cuddlers. Vette and mako is little spoon, Lana feels more comfortable as big spoon, and insists on it when the Outlander survives one if his frequent assassination attempts  Lana would get embarrassed and not wanna cuddle if you talk about it too much.

Vette would make a sex tape with you, maybe Mako would, would be reluctant, or do it impulsively, and let you record. 

Vette fallows Mako’s blog,  and thinks its cute because why not?

Lana fallows Mako’s blog, but for Imperial Security Reasons.  (confidential info on the holonet? Lana has to be on top of that)

Theran, Lana and Mako swap slicing stories, tricks, and techniques, The Hunter is obviously biased, (Mako is best) which Theran finds to be a little offensive and brings up the ‘Rishi Incident’ as an argument.  Lana thinks Theran’s hurt feelings is funny. (obviously he’s gonna think his gf is best, come on Theran)

Mako and the Hunter trash talking crazy imperial clients and jedi targets on the job, and after the job at random, and often to their faces.

Theran and Lana having a mild crush on the ‘Outlander’, even if he is with someone else ‘shower comparisons’ and checking each other out

Vette watching cat videos and funny videos on holo youtube.

Vette giving Sith colorful nicknames such as Darth Baras- “Darth Fatass” etc The warrior trying desperately to not think of this joke he’s snickered at while on important holocalls

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Cravings

Vette: and the worst part is, nOT the morning sickness, NOT the assassins from rival sith families willing to kill pregnant women, NOT the swollen feet or lost sleep.... Its the CRAVINGS. I am craving this weird... metallic tasting, I-don’t-know-what and it is driving me INSANE

*begins crying from Pregnancy hormones*

Tutenkamun: It’s fine... I’m sure whatever you are craving is...

Azul’de: Here. drink this. It’ll help.

Vette: I don’t want to drink, *takes a sip* Oh my god, that is EXACTLY it, this is what I’ve been craving? what is this stuff?

Azul’de: Blood slurry. old Sith recipe.

Tut: ...

Vette...

Azul’de: Sith women from powerful bloodlines, who are having powerful children crave blood slurry.  As do women having Sith babies. Skarabe had to kill, like thirty people a week to satisfy my cravings. oh, and by the way Sweety, since I quit cold-turkey to help with the grandbabies, I’ve been losing my shit. Long story short, the nursery is done, and I went shopping for you two already. Now please excuse me, while i hand sew you some maternity wear. *leaves*

Vette: ...

Tut: ...

Vette: You know. I was wrong.  You were right. She IS a good mother. and Grandmother.

Tut: Yup. I told you she would sober up and help out, mom has always been...

Vette: *slurping bloodslurry*

Tutenkamun: ....

Vette: IT’S BECAUSE I’M FAT ISN’T IT! *crying*

Tutenkamun: .... no...? *supportive Sith cuddling*

Vette: *pregnancy mood swing 180* Anyway, tell your mom I want the recipe, this stuff is DELICIOUS

Tutenkamun: do you even know what is in...

Vette: *slurping* Don’t wanna do I?

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Imagine Cuddling with Vette...

Imagine Cuddling with Vette on the couch or bed, and stroking her lekku and she just gives a little contented ‘mmff’ and her lekku just sort of wraps around your arm a little as she burries her head in your chest.