Dysfunctional SWTOR Families

Shenagingans and Funny Musings from original characters and Companions in Star Wars The Old Republic Starforge Server. Sometimes Guest Staring Guildies and RP Freinds.

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D5-Mantis Navicomputer gets sliced*

La Wrathe: *Thinking* wait, we were sliced? how did that happen? My wife is brilliant! there’s no way we could have gotten sliced. Mako’s too good for us to have been sliced.  Was she having an off day? Poor baby. “You’re Telling me we were sliced? how were you not on top of that?” Mako: *Thinking* you ass. I wasn’t on top of that because I’ve been on top of YOU.  “Oh, I don’t know... maybe because you’ve been keeping me, Uh... Busy?” Torian: *coughs* *Thinking* Gault was right. this ship needs thicker bulkheads.

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Even thought Bounty Hunter comes off as a bit of a jerk with this option, I had to go back and make it. the three words never giving a good indication of tone. my though process was a more neutral, well, the ittalics print.  I love this option though, as Mako implies rather indignantly, that she and my Hunter have a very healthy love life as he’s been ‘keeping her busy’ Love Mako.  She is baby.

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Happy Mermay The Fourth! Uploading this then working on my boat!

"Upon one summer's morning, I carefully did stray Down by the Walls of Wapping, where I met a sailor gay Conversing with a young lass who seem'd to be in pain Saying, "William, when you go, I fear you'll ne'er return again"

My heart is pierced by Cupid I disdain all glittering gold There is nothing can console me But my jolly sailor bold"

"I'd much Rather be catching Criminals and Writing Ballads about them."--Senya Tirall

The singing Zakuul Knight, the Sith turned Space Pirate, both had families destroyed by the Empire/ Valkorian. I know you can't romance her in game, but I see Senya, and my former Sith turned Mercenary/ Pirate as the perfect couple, since they'd understand each other's pain and loss, and rebuild what's left of their family's together. So for Mermay the 4th This year I recreated that scene from Pirates of the Caribean 4. This has been in the works for a while lol

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Give us a cute head canon about one of your outlanders and Lana

Lana Beniko is the scariest 'Big Sister' Vette has ever had. Because Amun Raa is Tutenkamun's (warrior) half brother, Vette marries into Sith Nobility, making Lana go from Professional and Cold-bloodedly pragmatic, to protective and extremely violent Sister in Law. She buys Vette things that a Sith Pureblood noble would wear on shopping trips for Imperial Galas. Lana secretly laughs when Vette mocks her brother in law, Lana's Soulmate Amun Raa, by calling him "Darth Fancy Pants". Vette especially knows how terrifying Lana is. Sometimes Amun Raa and Vette also talk about being submissive and kink lifestyle over tea. nothing sexual, just chatting about their experiences with Lana and Tut, respectively. Sometimes Lana takes Vette to ball's and galas she doesn't want to go to, and because she can't take her 'husband' to be meangirls to to the other Sith, she takes Vette who will sass everyone horribly, wearing a gorgeous Sith robe in Family colors next to Lana. Lana and Raa have a shared love of ancient Sith history Lana is really into Sith Architecture and Anthropology Lana just cannot beat Amun Raa at Djerik, it infuriates her.

Lana loves to kiss and make out. quickest way to upset her and make her pout is to stop kissing her. she'll give an upset face no matter how long you kissed her for. (like that one scene in fallen empire before you board the gravestone to defend Oddesson from Vaylin and are kissing on the bridge. She wasn't done after the surprise kiss)

"oh don't make that face"-- Darth Imperious

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My legacy shitposts used to be hilarious. fuck. lol

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Today I have chosen Evil. @thebreadtree do you like my new pirate boots? I added like every cutlass I had.

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Artist Anxiety

Anyone else have art that is like, 99% or so done, but the closer it comes to being finished the more your anxiety rises as it seems to silently shame you for not finishing it so it never gets complete? no? just me? like there are two things that actually need colored and you're all eeeeeeh go away. don't look at me like that.

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Ok, so hear me out...

So what if the nickname 'Vette' means 'Mouth' in Ryutian Twilek.

"First you gotta do the truffle shuffle! Do it!"

Admit it, you read that in Vette's voice.

"JERK ALERT"

Her 'corsair' coat from Fallen Empire even looks like Mouth's jacket

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THEY'RE CANON NOW

Ok but like, imagine getting a job at Lucasfilm and your Legacy in Swtor becomes Canon. Not the meetings with Filoni and the dream casting. The 'Canon' 'Inquisitor' mentioned by Snoke or The Great Hunt discussed by Boba, Din, and Bo. Oh no no. My has fuckery to share. I mean the "EU" 'pre-santized' version in a fourth wall break meeting the version the rest of the world gets to see in the Next Filoni project, cause your Legacy is Canon now. "I'm you but better" "No you're me with less trauma. Bitch." Because you WILL fight yourself in the next expansion. How cooked is this meeting? How truly forsaken? "In this round in this corner it's the Alliance Commander's wife, Lana Beniko, and in this corner it's also the alliance commander's wife, Lana Beniko" "Meanwhile kira vs kira vs kira, an all Kira Carsen cage match to the death!, Last kira carsen standing wins" "an entire ship full of snarky blue twileks stealing stuff" Mako be like, "not again. I never got closure from last time"

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@thebreadtree

I'm gonna Duct tape ALL my pirate blades to my one bucket boot and sent you a picture

[tetraduels]

thought this would be good to share.

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

Please, spread this for those who might need it right now

U.S. suicide hotline: call or text 988 (available 24 hours)

U.S. trans lifeline: [phone] (when you call, you’ll speak to a trans/nonbinary peer operator. full anonymity and confidentiality)

Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) National Helpline: 1-800-662-HELP (4357) – provides 24/7 confidential support and referrals for individuals and families facing mental health and substance use disorders, including panic attacks and anxiety.

LGBT National Help Center: [phone]

Trevor Project: Call [phone], text START to 678-678, or chat online.

Take care of yourself and each other. Please stay safe ♡

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Daddy's Lil Twilek Aftercuddles

For Aftercare put Vette in a Rancor Onsie get her a little bag of chips and a can of pop and put on a Ryloth History Documentary while being big spoon

[moonlitalien]

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[moonlitalien]

UPDATE:

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[moonlitalien]

I have almost 400€ in student loans to pay next week I am not doing well at all rn....

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Bro and I decided that Amun Raa, and his half Assassin's hybrid Allvame both date Lana as a throuple. Look at them cuddle.

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i need evil sexy sith armor.

Let us have darth talon armor. I need the sexy whore look, but with gantlets and boots and a long flowing cape. i need this to come with a cloak with a dark hood. so slave outfit with with cloak and fangs and more sith please.

[jawajams]

idk if this is common knowledge at this point or not but while looking up characters, I came across a series called Companions 101 on the swtor website that has additional little tidbits about some of the characters such as these:

“Corso is an excellent dancer” <— that’s so cute??? I love that for him.

“They [Corso and Bowdaar] often chase each other around the ship’s corridors to let off a little steam, which annoys the other crewmates to no end.” <— can you imagine the look of death from Risha if one of them nearly crashed into her? I need this

lmao

Kira and T7 as besties. 🥺 100% precious.

Living for the thought of Vette and Pierce bothering Quinn together. The man has had no peace since these two became friends.

I wish they’d done all of the companions, but unfortunately there are only a handful of them featured in blogs that were written in 2012-2013. :,) Still, it’s definitely worth the read if you love digging for seemingly irrelevant facts about characters like I do.

[baraste-legacy]

A quick Mako.

(SWTOR assets-based 3D art)