#rome rambles

[andromeda--17]

Still not over the toff/eky moment in the questions from a cup video where poor language barrier Eks pulls the "best pasta shape" question and answers with "al dente" and Toff, standing to his right reading his own question, turns his head so fast you woulda thought he confessed to commiting a hit and run on his grandma

[romansfic]

Enough canon sadness

who's gonna write Lucifer eating a bribe candy he thought was from Beelz, but was actually from Asmodus, thus creating a problem he needs readers or alastors help with 👀

[maenisusume]

i just remembered how iconic it is that willmack got to take their rookie laps together.

call that kismet or whatever.

[criminalskies]

I’m going back to my roots (drooling on fictional old men) where I BELONG

[romysradio]

Ok now im thinking the talented mr ripley au….however it would be like loosely inspired bc i fear an exact au would have jj/one of the pogues as ripley and rafe as dickie and idk if thats what i want to do

If anyone has thoughts lmk im so intrigued by this

[thehandwitch]

2023 GOALS:

1. MOVE TO AN UNUSUAL TOWN TO RESEARCH ANOMALIES

3. FIND MYSTERIOUS CAVE DRAWINGS

4. SUMMON THE BEING THAT THE MYSTERIOUS CAVE DRAWINGS WARNED YOU NOT TO CONTACT

5. BECOME ENAMOURED WITH SAID BEING BECAUSE HE GIVES YOU THE VALIDATION YOU SO GREATLY CRAVE

6. BEGIN BUILDING A PORTAL BECAUSE THE BEING TOLD YOU TO

7. CALL YOUR OLD COLLEGE FRIEND TO HELP YOU WITH THE PORTAL

8. ALLOW THE BEING TO POSSESS YOU IN ORDER TO COMPLETE THE PORTAL FASTER

9. IGNORE WARNINGS FROM YOUR FRIEND AND A PSYCHIC; CONTINUE WORKING ON THE PORTAL THEY CLAIM IS “DANGEROUS”

10. TEST THE PORTAL. SAVE YOUR FRIEND WHEN HE FALLS THROUGH IT. FEEL BETRAYED WHEN HE QUITS THE PROJECT, RAMBLING INCOHERENTLY ABOUT THE APOCALYPSE

11. HEAR DEMONIC WHISPERS COMING FROM THE PORTAL

12. CONFRONT THE BEING. DISCOVER THAT YOU HAVE BEEN PLAYED

14. TEAR EVERYTHING APART. DON’T SLEEP. SUFFER PARANOIA. GO BRIEFLY INSANE. TRY TO SAVE THE WORLD AFTER MAKING THE DEVICE THAT WOULD DESTROY IT

15. REACH OUT TO THE ONLY PERSON YOU CAN TRUST— YOUR BROTHER

16. FIGHT HIM

17. FALL THROUGH THE PORTAL INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION WITH NO WAY TO RETURN

18. ???????????

[alieninvaderzz]

[car dealer voice] this car door will slam your penis CLEAN off!

[allowcase]

discovering u can add fun borders to your artwork that are in themselves little pieces of art changed the trajectory of my life actually look how fun this is