Put “📓” or some other version of a book emoji into my inbox and I’ll explain the plot of a fanfiction that I haven’t written but daydream about.
sorry im gonna talk about batman again it was always gonna be about batman you knew this you knew this when you sent me this emoji i was gonna say some shit about batman
i want to talk abotu that riddlebat detective au again bc IM SERIOUS i swear im gonna write this one day i just need a good solid mystery to structure it around im rewatching psych right now im currently waiting for an episode to load and the complete sherlock holmes is on my desk its gonna happen im going to take my love of mystery and shove it into batman if it kills me now listen
bruce wayne, grew up to be a doctor like his father always wanted, chose to work in the morgue like his father never did. surrounds himself with death. batman unburied was incredibly sexy for this, im stealing it. he cares about victims, he cares about peoples grief, he cares about his community like no one else and when someone needs help and a mystery needs solving well,, most people who dont matter underestimate him. hes just brucie wayne! hes an eccentric rich guy living on the edge of gotham, he hosts charity galas from time to time, hes nice and a little strange, and who cares. but if you need help, hell sit with you in the study and listen quietly over a pot of tea, and somehow, he figures everything out. every time. he doesnt call himself a detective, hes just a doctor, and he cares about people
enter eddie. eddies a thief. he likes puzzles, he likes making people think. he does things for the challenge of them, to feel like he can, and to rub it in peoples faces that he got away with it. i think he gets into it because his boss steals his ideas and fires him when he asks for credit and its a revenge thing, ala btas bc btas <3. but it doesnt stop there, yknow. because then bruce is the puzzle
i want to write a fic where eddie is the toughest villain bruce has ever come up against. every other mystery, he figures out eventually. every other time, he gets his man. but eddie is the one who just keeps getting away. eddies not like anything hes ever dealt with before. he challenges bruce in a way absolutely no one else does and the way he does it is.... infuriating. sending him bouquets with hints in the flowers and a love note tucked into the leaves is goddamn infuriating and eddie just excels at driving bruce nuts. its all just vibes and feelings at this point but ill buff it out one day
harveys da and a close friend of bruces that bruce leans on for sneaky legal shit, selinas a catburglar that bruce catches and loses more than once, ivys a botanist and murderer with a hatred for the slimy men in her field, and everyone else really will just fall into place with time