#roommate fun

[skatejoy]

Christina’s Instagram stories

Christabeau forever!!

[smoke-in-the-holler]

My husband listening to me and our roommate talking: are you guys bonding over smut??

She and I in unison: yes!

[h0llyw0lly]

mom: so how’s college going? me: me: me: great

[smoke-in-the-holler]

We had no kids show up for trick or treating so Brit and I literally walked around the neighborhood offering people candy and gave literally a whole bowl of candy to a couple of teenagers.

Reverse Trick or Treating is a new tradition for us now 😂

[puzzle-paradigm]

Fun is hurling your roommate ass-first into the snow

[jobethdalloway]

why I love my roommate

me: *complains impatiently about something*

her: Patience, Iago.

me: *stops by bananas in grocery store*

her: *in British accent* OH LOOK, bananas! haha, I can't believe you fell for that one.

me: *thanks her for something*

her: Be grateful, Anya!!

me: *mentions Paris for any reason*

her: TOGETHER IN PARIS!

[wolfdoctorsorta]

Roommate Fun

@juliusblevins

Mordecai tried not to speed up after he ended texting Julius. He was excited, but did not want to crash. He was glad the other did though, after the work day that he had, had, he needed a distraction. That was why when he got there and opened the door, he took his shirt off and let it fall on the floor. “Julius, where are you?”

[hey-cabinets-i-changed-my-icon]

@singingpuddle @falling-through-cabinets remember this?