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Marley doesn't even love you? You were just a rebound from her and Ryder's break up. Now she's stuck with you because you got her pregnant, great fucking job.
((That did it. That literally just killed him inside. Like.... waht. One go, first try, and you win anon. Like, he doesn’t even know how to answer. Just kinda wants to yell or cry. But also slightly saw that one coming. So just take this gif instead.))
Remember when roommates!Roderick was explaining the subway system to Marley and her referred to is as “Russian Roulette but with trains”
I think roommates!Roderick is gonna get a tattoo. Cause I’m bored and might as well. This was gonna happen sooner or later.
I just got the most amusing image.
Roommates!Roderick having to escort his 12+ year old daughter to a Taylor Swift concert, maybe accompanied by some of her friends. And him just sitting in the audience, attempting to make his daughter happy so he’s singing along to all the music right.
BUT THEN weeks after he still has all the songs stuck in his head. And he’s going about the house/apartment singing them. And Marley just getting aggravated. And he can tell she is so he SINGS LOUDER.
TBH this is my favorite muse and ship at the moment okay.
“Just shut up and kiss me.”//“Why are you starring at me like that?”
“Just shut up and kiss me.”
Roderick let out a chuckle at Mason’s words, until he realized he was being 100% serious. He choked on his last laugh and looked at Mason a bit dumbfounded. “Oh.” He mumbled out, his eyes going wide. That was the last thing he ever expected to hear coming from him. “I thought you said those kinds of feelings didn’t expand past your dream about me, McCarthy…” he said, his face going a light pink color. “And no…I will not kiss you. Sorry to burst your bubble, bud.”
“Why are you starring at me like that?”
Roderick’s eyes went wide and his head quickly snapped down. “I.. uh.. I wasn’t. I zoned out and you were where I happened to be looking.” He mumbled, scratching the back of his neck. In now way, shape, or form was he about to tell Mason he did in fact zone out looking at him. And what he was wearing. Nope, in stead he shook his head and rushed to go off into his bed room.
"What do you mean you lost the ring?!"//"Why are you in a wedding dress?"//"You can't spend the rest of your life with someone you don't love."((shh I'm trash.))
But it’s okay, cause so am I honestly.
“What do you mean you lost the ring?!"
I wanted to do a McHayward thing for this. But couldn’t because they done got married already. So… Like… idk I tried really hard.
Roderick opened his mouth to say something, however words were unable to be verbalized, so he just closed it again. By the look on Mason’s face, he could tell her probably looked like a major idiot right now. How could someone lose something of such value as easily as Roderick had with this. “I didn’t lose it…. per say. Just… misplaced it.” He blurted out fast. With the way Mason’s face distorted, he knew it probably wasn’t safe to stay very close to him. So, Roderick turned and speed walked out of the room. Deciding it was a good idea to go search for the ring before the ceremony started.
"Why are you in a wedding dress?” BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Roderick turned and looked at Mason, his eyes going wide as he shook his head quickly. “I… I have a good reason for it.” He said, holding his hands up in defense. “Marley and I are trying to find a Halloween costume and… and… I don’t really know what to say actually.” He said, trailing off and dropping his arms at his side. “Now… do you think you could unzip me?”
“You can’t spend the rest of your life with someone you don’t love.”
Roderick narrowed his eyes at Mason and stood up from where he was sitting. “Don’t tell me I don’t love Marley Rose, because I do. With everything I have in me. You don’t know anything about our relationship. How about you worry about yours instead of butting into mine, okay emo boy?” He spoke in a harsh tone. What was meant to be a friendly conversation of just two guys hanging out, turned into one that made Roderick’s skin boil over with anger. His relationship with Marley was not something he needed other people to nit pick. Sending one more glare in Mason’s direction, he turned and exited the room.
[text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up.
[Rod]: Are you fucking serious? Mason you aren’t the only person walking the face of the planet with self esteem issues. Because that’s what you fucking have, self esteem issues. All I was trying to fucking do was help you out and give you some advice, but fuck you because… you shut up.
[Rod]: You think there aren’t days I feel like bullshit too? Like, fuck, you called me out on all of my bullshit. Aired by fucking dirty laundry all over tumblr. So, guess what, I have issues too and I know how you feel.
[Rod]: Now /you/ shut the fuck up, get the fuck out of bed and put on some pants because I’m gonna fucking help you out with your fucking issues. Not cause Jane asked, or anything like that - because I want to and I’m sick of watching dear little Mason fall apart. And never tell me to shut up again, Mr. Woe is me.
[TEXT]: Did you think I wouldn’t find out?//[TEXT]: Stop making fun of me!
[TEXT]: Did you think I wouldn’t find out? [Rod]: I was kind of hoping you wouldn’t until I wanted you to.[Rod]: Can we just pretend that it never happened, please?[Rod]: There’s already enough annoying tension between us, more of that crap will just make everything harder... please...
[TEXT]: Stop making fun of me![Rod]: Sorry kid, but that was fucking hilarious[Rod]: You fucking wiped out, like seriously... I’m still laughing about it.[Rod]; God, that was some fucking Bachelor Party man. HA.
