#rooster-geek

[aplaceforrtprompts]

“please don’t leave me alone.” with Ryan? 💞💞

“Wake up! Hey, Y/N. Wake up! You’re having a nightmare,” a gentle voice said, shaking you.

You woke up in a complete panic, the dream already gone but you were crying as you clutched the person who had woken you up. They sat down on the bed next to you so they could hold you. As you took deep breaths, you picked up on Ryan’s scent.

“You’re okay now. I got you,” he coaxed.

You hated the nightmares and even worse you hated you often woke Ryan up with your screaming.

Though as if he already read your mind he told you, “I was already awake. Making some tea. I can get some if you’d like.”

You clung to him tighter, “Please don’t leave me alone.”

You looked up at him and he gave you a gentle smile that put you at ease, “I would never.”

[samijen]

I just wanted to tell you that your most recent original work is so lovely, it makes me feel so warm and calm and just? holy shit you're talented 💖💖

thank you! I really wanna practice that style more

[chefgeofframsay]

Hey friend! You wanna hmu with some uhhhh Ryan x Reader post-horror movie cuddles? 💕💕

You’d managed to get out of the movie theater with only minimal shaking, but by the time you tried to get to sleep, the movie was creeping into your thoughts; the fact you were laying in a dark room was not doing much for your talking yourself out of the shaking thing.

“Hey,” Ryan muttered, rolling over next to you and reaching out to wrap his arms around your waist; as he pulled you close, you buried your face into his chest, taking a few deep breaths and you were glad to smell his familiar scent.

“I’m sorry,” you muttered against him, your voice coming out muffled, “I promise I won’t pick a scary movie to go see at eleven at night next time,” you added, making him chuckle before pressing a kiss to the crown of your head.

[cuckhaus]

Hey there! I've been seeing gifs and clips of the mcelroys all over Tumblr, and from what I've seen, they're fuckin hilarious, and I was wondering how you would suggest someone start watching their content?

Wow! A question like this for little old me? Honestly I’m a little thrown off but I’ll do my best to let you in on some info, and open this up to anyone a little more well versed than I am.

Monster Factory - This was actually my first introduction into any sort of McElroy content. It’s a series on the Polygon YouTube page your oldest brother and your sweet baby brother, Justin and Griffin McElroy respectively, create abominations within character creators in video games and basically…hack and roleplay their way into your heart. It’s probably one of the more universally known aspects of the McElroy fanbase because it’s easily accessible and hilarious. This is where all those Final Pam, Turbovicki, and Knife Dad jokes come from. I highly recommend starting here because it is a great base for figuring out if you like their humor style and whether you’d be interested in diving deeper.

MBMBAM - Better known as My Brother, My Brother, and Me. This is a podcast where the three McElroy brothers give advice for people of the modern era. You have Justin and Griffin, as well as the middlest brother Travis. A lot of questions come from Yahoo answers or user submitted things, but it is a wholly fun podcast. The first episodes are shaky and older, so a lot of people suggest jumping in later if you aren’t concerned about starting from the beginning. The podcast is super funny and heartwarming, and this was personally my first introduction to Travis McElroy, who is amazing. Don’t be confused by this podcast because there is a recent Seeso television series of the same name based on the podcast which leads to ….

My Brother, My Brother, and Me (tv) - I linked the episode of the show that was released on YouTube, and if you like it you can always sign up for a free trial on Seeso to see all the episodes. It’s an amazing show and I highly recommend watching it because if you enjoy the McElroy boys it doesn’t disappoint at all! 

The Adventure Zone - A D&D Podcast with all three brothers and their lovely father. I have to admit I haven’t delved very far into this one, and know all the baseline things but I do know it looks like a lot of rowdy fun with some wild boys!

Shmanners - Are you scared of being that one person at a function who doesn’t know which words or motions to use to not look like a total buffoon? Travis and his wife Theresa will show you what manners are all about! 

Sawbones - Dr. Sydnee McElroy and her doting husband Justin go through the mishaps of the medical world while being blissfully married. It’s super fun and if you like medical jargon and stories it’s totally an awesome podcast!

Rose Buddies - Griffin and his wife Rachel go in depth for some high brow analysis of the Bachelor/Bachelorette franchises and all of its side projects. It’s hilarious and dives super deep into the shows. So if you like seeing a more intense viewing of shameless reality television, which I do, this is super fun!

There is a lot more, and it’s all super awesome! I’ll link the Polygon YouTube page and their own personal podcast listing on their page so you can check more out. Anyone with more to add can feel free, especially for Adventure Zone related things!

[achievementmicoo]

dude what the hEck you're so beautiful, like, holy shit, catch me never shutting up about how pretty you are, this is ridiculous

This is incomprehensible don’t make me blush. Thank you so much omg

[bostonchungschwa]

Also people who develop muscle through their physical work and not just in the gym focused on specific areas don't end up with six packs, but do end up stronger in a practical sense because they develop their strength to fit their specific needs and not just to look good. So the Vagabond probably is strong as fuck, he just doesn't need to look like a marvel character because that's not realistic to actual, useful strength. (Sorry for the rant, I have A Lot of feelings)

E X A C T L Y

like, bodybuilders look that way bcos they go to the gym to look that way; ppl who have a lot of muscle bcos of their active lifestyles don’t have the same builds as bodybuilders, and bodybuilders don’t have the same builds as athletes (like seriously, go look at mr universe contestants vs olympic athletes)

it annoys me a lot bcos like, ryan as he is is fairly in shape but ppl can’t not act like the only way to be in shape is to look exactly like blaine like stop, ur wrong, go home

[aplaceforrtprompts]

Hey friend! I’m kind of stuck in a liminal space right now and anxiety is not being kind tonight, is there any chance you could do a comfort TSF with Miles and Barb? 💖💖

“Hot chocolate or tea?” Miles asked as he held up a box for each.

“Miles, you don’t have to make either,” you told him just wanting your boyfriend to come snuggle you.

“You’re right! I’ll make both so we can all share or you can have both or...” you missed whatever he said after that since he was already in the kitchen and you could hear mugs clinking around.

Barbara squeezed you softly and pressed a kiss to your cheek, “You know he loves you right? He’s just being, well, Miles and comforting the way he knows how.”

You sighed and nuzzled yourself into the crook of her neck, “He’s already made me mac and cheese and a dozen bagel bites. It’d be nice if he just relaxed with us.”

“Hold on. I got this,” Barbara pulled away from you but didn’t get up, “Miles! Put down the mugs and get your ass in here!”

Miles came running in, looking around wildly, “Is everything okay?”

“It will be if you slow your roll for five minutes and just join us,” Barbara lifted the covers from the opposite side of you.

Miles took one quick look at you and realized the tea and hot chocolate could wait before he jumped into bed, snuggling up to you.

[aplaceforrtprompts]

Hey friend! Could you do a fahc!Ryan thing with "Who did this?"

Ryan stared down at you, his gaze cold and steely behind the colorful face paint. It didn’t scare you though, Ryan never scared you.

“Who did this?” he demanded, pulling one of his hands back, taking the rag with it to look at your bullet wound.

You winced but it was a clean shot through, you were going to live.

“Does it matter?” you shook your head. “I’m alive. We’ll get them later.”

“But they-” you didn’t let Ryan finish, you leaned up to press a kiss to his lips and after a moment you felt him relax for the first time all night.