the man, the myth, the delusion

jenna. 30. letterboxd. minors dni.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[luckieangel]

if you get horny out of the blue it’s because you and that fictional man are fucking in his universe btw

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[stardustfanfare-archived]

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

[fujoshiwarrior]

(replying to my mutual's post about their day) We have to kill the people who make you suffer

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[gonkula]

nothing more embarrassing than holding a blonde man dear in your thoughts. you were supposed to be the enemy.

[aropride]

i think that i deal with a lot of [remembers this isn't my diary] Nothing. i've never had a problem

[t-s-n-deactivated20250205]

me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

[pococurantina]

could you lie

[greelin]

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

[greelin]

They killed him for this.

[pissvortex]

[fatfangs]

eww dude keep your skinny fetish to yourself

[txttletale]

if we’ve been mutuals for long enough i don’t even care what you post anymore. if one of my mutuals of two years suddenly gets really into competitive caber toss i just accept zenlike that half my dash is going to be gifsets of burly men hefting logs forever now. i adapt to all online conditions like an animal with high toxicity tolerance

[cuckhaus]

and if i turned heel and just started posting kpop guys, what would happen?

[kosmogrl]

I need change I need something to change I need change I need something to change I need change I need something to change I need change I need something to change I need change I need something to change

[lastvalyrian]

they are weak right now we can keep going. next we bring porn back

[yellow-cat]

suchhh a relief to spend time with other insane people. yes we are fucked in the head. we are both going to make it. i love you