#ropers

[booteddaily]

An unexpected visit to see family. Could only take one pair of boots. Turns out, no surprise, it's Justin ropers. The 3133s. I can wear them anywhere. So, if you hear tomorrow about a church in Georgia that gets struck by lightning then that just may be the one I entered. 🤡 Be well, bootmen. 👊

[sthrnboot12]

Gator Boots

[thesiouxzy]

I posted a photo of my Mrs. Roper Halloween costume in several 80s/Gen X/Three’s Company groups a few days ago & my notifications have been blowing up with literally thousands of nice comments ever since! 😮 I did not expect it to be so well received but I greatly appreciate how kind & complimentary everyone has been! Wow! This must be what it’s like when a celebrity posts something 😄 (Tho I’m sure their notifications are turned off) If only there was a $500 costume contest like they have in fictional tv shows/movies. Sounds like I’d have it in the bag! 😉

Anyway, thank you everyone! It was another fun Halloween 🎃 Only 363 more days until we do it again 👻 If you happened to miss my costume, here it is:

Mrs. Roper is ready! 🎃 I stopped in the kids apartment to take a quick selfie. Now I’m on my way to The Regal Beagle for one, then on to the party 🍸

[leatheredgearedatl]

save a horse and ride this cowboy

[abnormalsaint]

New Years … 2021/2022

[twonahalf]

[critrolestats]

Monster Analysis: Ropers

Thanks to @hitokirichibi for this art piece! See the original at https://twitter.com/HitokiriChibi/status/1091557914806956032

First Appearance: 2-50 The Endless Burrows

Armor Class 20

Speed 10 ft., Climb 10 ft.

Darkvision 60 ft., Passive 16

Suggested, Max HP: 93, 143

Roper 1: 158 taken, HDYWTDT by The Mighty Nein

Roper 2: 133 taken, 19 HDYWTDT by Fjord

The Nein’s first encounter in the tunnels to Ghor Dranas was a classic combat encounter against a pair of ropers that had disguised themselves as mere stalagmites. We know you’re here for stone-cold analysis, but we’ll be honest: the Stats consensus reaction to the ropers’ appearance was, “NO. Eww. Gross! Gross gross gross.”

(Aw, I thought they were kinda cute. They just want to give hugs! ~A) (That’s a lie, A. ~Badger) (Hugs with teeth are not hugs, A. ~L)

...The general Stats consensus, at least. Spot the Dungeon Master.

Read more at critrolestats.com

[bootstexas]

Original picture by BruBear