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Hi, and welcome to my Ted Talk.

Today on top 10 underappreciated relationships in DC

Bart Allen and Rose Wilson

They need more recognition cause this-

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Who is the big spoon/little spoon?

Switches on the daily depending who’s feeling more vulnerable and who’s feeling more protective. Honestly, Bart loves being the little spoon because it makes him feel safe but he also loves being the big spoon because he loves holding Rose.

What is their favorite non-sexual activity?

They both have their own strengths in the kitchen but they love to cook together. This leads to Bart nearly setting the house on fire while starting the grill so Rose can make steaks and Rose mixing the sugar and flour measurements for the banana bread Bart was baking and them ending up with a strange, but good, dessert that sparkled when you spread butter on it (based on true stories). However, they make it work and they both enjoy the adventure and the laughs they get out of their mishaps.

Who uses all the hot water in the morning?

Rose never stood a chance. Bart’s alarm may go off after hers but he normally wakes up the moment she sits up in bed and is in the shower before she can even blink. Jokes on him, she prefers to take her showers at night anyways.

What they order from take out?

These two live on takeout when they don’t have time to cook (which happens more often than they’d like). Their favorite place is an incredibly cheap Chinese food place that delivers. The delivery crew knows them well and always know they’ll be in for some heavy lifting when their names come up. Bart eats a lot so they order a lot.

What is the most trivial thing they fight over?

Rose’s precog ruins their tv shows for them all the time and Rose has decided if she gets spoilers so does Bart. Bart was most upset when he found out Jon Snow was Daenerys’s nephew before they even started that season. He didn’t talk to her for three whole days after she told him.

Who does most of the cleaning?

Neither of them are good at cleaning but eventually the house does get to the point that Bart can’t stand it and he’ll clean it all in less than an hour. Super speed helps a lot.

What has a season pass in their DVR?

Bart loves scifi shows like Star Trek and Kill Joys. Rose doesn’t watch tv much but she does like Trevor Noah and Stephen Colbert.

Who controls the netflix queue?

Tim does considering they stole his password for it.

Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working?

Rose, Bart hardly ever feels cold so he doesn’t notice.

Who leaves their stuff around?

Both of them. They’re not neat people.

Who remembers to buy the milk?

Rose, Bart is a little too scatterbrained.

Who remembers anniversaries?

Rose barely wanted to actually get married because of the hassle and a fear of happiness, she’s bad at remembering “normal” dates like that because she doesn’t feel like counting how many days until it all gets ripped away from her.

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Bart and Rose: butts. (I'm weird, I know)

Not weird at all. It’s perfectly normal to have think of their butts. I do it six times a day. Anyways, I’ll just do a quick headcanon because I have no writing muse otherwise.

Surprising as it may seem, Bart was the first one to touch the other’s butt after getting with Rose. They’d just finished a mission, and he gave her butt a quick pinch as he ran by to change. After hearing the little yelp of surprise she’d made, he now makes sure to do it as much as possible.