#rosekiller dads

[huckleberry-den]

Everyone talking about rosekiller rn maoes me think about rosekiller girl dads again I'm gonna cry

[wondereden]

can't stop thinking about rosekiller as parents.

imagine them having twins and they're just absolute devils, I'm talking about toddlers who grab lipsticks and draw on the walls and break your expensive perfumes and jump on mud outside just to stain the floors with their mess, but barty and evan just fucking ADORE their crazy children.

barty matches their outfits every time he leaves the house and he has thousands of videos of outfit checks with them. he also can't stop buying branded clothes for the kids and evan sighs every time he receives his bank account notification telling him his husband just spent thousands on clothes that are going to outgrown the kids in months. he surprises evan with the kids on his lunch break saying the kids missed their daddy so much and gives up working because he knows his attention is on his family.

at night, they divide to conquer, having a twin each to do their nightly routine, until the kids are in matching pajamas and ready for bed, so evan reads them a bedtime story because daddy's voice is better than papa's and barty listens to the story with the kids until he also starts falling asleep.

It's their perfect little family that's definitely going to get bigger soon

[mossy-of-the-valley]

Someone draw evan rosier pregnant i wanna see something

[katoasty]

Thea my baby

Barty is charming the toy to move ✨