#roselyn replies

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@surprisegents

what in god's name happened to your ask box?????

you know, sometimes you make posts about a vampire milf and you get like.....70 something followers in a couple weeks. and then sometimes they just make animal noises in your ask box and threaten to send you the bee movie script--and make good on that threat

this is to say: i have no fucking idea

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@surprisegents MY DUDE I’M SO GLAD YOU’VE ASKED

shrek au is an au for my dnd character Teirsym and her ancient red dragon npc gf Scarlet :)

In canon, Scarlet gave Teirsym the affliction that’s turned her into a draconic sorcerer. in this au, Scarlet is shrek and Teirsym is fiona :)

the rest of the party members show up, it diverges from the movies ever so slightly in some spots, i’ve already finished the first one and im about 1/3 of the way through the second. it’s written in script format so it’s a really quick read despite being 60+ pages (it’s only 9k words)

if you would like to read it, it’s here

there are a lot of inside jokes to our campaign, but i like to think that it’s still funny.

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@nivalingreenhow

i don't know enough to know what this means, but i am afraid to ask bc i know it will hurt

this is my current dnd character, Teirsym Stillwater. She was raised in a noble family, and was sent away to be married off because her family caught her sleeping with her childhood best friend (can’t have that, can’t have The Gay either)

She contracted a disease called Dragon’s Blight when she was attacked by an ancient red dragon on her way to where her betrothed lived. Her brother and her both got the disease during this attack. 

Dragon’s Blight slowly turns a person more and more draconic, giving them scales, horns, wings, breath abilities, and so on and so forth. it also gives them access to superhuman strength--and in Teirsym’s case, magic. 

Teirsym has been adventuring around with her party for the past month or two since contracting this disease. She managed to find her brother, she died for a period of time, there’s been a lot that’s happened. 

She also learned that Dragon’s Blight gives the victim a sort of cancer in addition to all this power--since the cells are changing and becoming something new, there’s a sort of metastasis that goes on in her cells that causes...well, a form of cancer.

She learned of this, and has been confronted with the fact that if she doesn’t get rid of this disease, she’ll die. maybe not soon, but eventually. and furthermore, so will her brother, who got infected while protecting her from the dragon.

in the last session, she was talking about her brother and how he needs to be cured of the disease. she even went so far as to say that even if he doesn’t want to be cured, he needs to be, and that she’ll use force to do it if need be. 

This obviously comes from a well meaning place, but it leads one to wonder...how many times was her voice ignored in the name of her own good that it became so easy for her to think the same for others and find nothing wrong with it?

:)

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@timelordsandkittens

Peent, wiping away a tear: her first pun... so proud...

Peent insists that she be there for Cadence Marie's first pun

YOU’RE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT

god

good au. good au? good au. 

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@timelordsandkittens

DeLune: *hands Celeste a baby* Celeste: oh I'm not really into babies... DeLune: okay well I'll take it back. Celeste: back off I'm keeping it forever

EXACTLY. EXACTLY. YOU GET ME

i also want jubilee to break the news to peent with a pun, but like a terrible one

jubilee: y-you better watch out for anteaters

peent: ?????

jubilee: cause you’re gonna be an aunt

peent: that was fucking awful

peent:

peent: WAIT WHAT

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@timelordsandkittens

just remember that you're cosplaying your cissona. idk if that helps with dysphoria at all but if not just know that one day you'll be living ur true butch self with summer and all of us and we love u

elli im not going to lie “cissona” made me laugh so hard. like yes this is roselyn she’s cis she Loves her assigned gender and she shaves like she’s supposed to and definitely doesn’t have any of those Trans Thoughts

WILD. CANNOT IMAGINE THIS FOR THE LIFE OF ME. WHO IS THIS OTHER DOG?? THIS IS A REFLECTION SHOWN IN A DARK MIRROR

and i love you too, thank you for this <3 it really did make me laugh

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@timelordsandkittens

I May Or May Not have had a dream last night in which they had a best enemies type of relationship with a tiefling who comes from old money...... can u imagine. apparently my brain is like ALL the girlfriends

oh that’s SPOICY i like it....god can you imagine the old money tiefling like “you’re the reason everyone thinks tieflings are inherently evil” and appetency is just “i can show you just how inherently evil i can be, sweetheart ;)” they’re insufferable i can’t wait

awful. appetency has a charisma of 16 and tbh i’m toying with switching the gunslinger stat from wisdom to intelligence bc tbh appetency deserves to be a criminal mastermind with a negative wisdom stat

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@timelordsandkittens​

someone: what are you? Appetency: a Scoundrel Someone: no but like what's in your pants Appetency: definitely not stolen goods

timelordsandkittens

oh FUCK their ship name is Muppetency

I AM  C R Y I N G  AT MUPPETENCY!!!! AND ALSO YES THAT’S COMPLETELY IT, APPETENCY IS A MENACE TO SOCIETY AND ALSO GENDER

also idk if i explained bethlehem steel in terms of their backstory so here i go

basically appetency was born in a town where the lifeblood was a mine(??? or a mill but tbh mine is better for dnd) where the sovereign nation they’re in got most of their iron. and by the time appetency grew up, the mine had all but dried up and the town was slowly dying

so appetency kinda became a bandit and amassed a group and made their living that way

these lyrics are the main inspiration for appetency:

A reckless kid wants to use his hands He's got a real quick trigger and some new demands He grows up fast, and he grows up free And when he comes around, he finds there's no more steel

So shaken, to his knees He's got the same old rocket and a new disease And he won't take it, on his neck He's got the red hot whiskey, he's got no respect

He wants gold, there's no more steel left in Bethlehem Save our soul, cause there's no more steel left in Bethlehem