Blonde hair, blue eyes, chubby belly- I think Rhycon here is a pretty accurate Captain Kirk.
Captain's Log- Star date 06172015: I've found myself stranded on an uncharted planet. My tricorder is displaying most peculiar results. The readings appear upside down. I'll have my science officer run a full diagnostic upon my return.
What luck! The local flora appears edible. I will not hunger tonight. I only hope that the local fauna also proves agreeable. On a curious note, the technology also appears edible. Perhaps we can establish a research base here to better analyze the environment.












