Started writing a ROTMHS Modern Zombie Apocalypse AU after I saw this fan comic
"Perhaps we should introduce ourselves," he said, because it seemed as good an idea as any. "My name is Baek Cheon. I'm a lawyer," he added, more out of habit than anything.
"Yoo Iseol," said the gorgeous woman who helped carry the fridge.
"Ah, I'm Tang Soso. I'm a doctor," the other woman said, which was fortunate, though the "almost" she tacked on at the end was less comforting.
"I'm Yoon Jong." The employee who'd guided them here.
"Jo Gul," said a young man with red hair. Then he looked at the last person here, the teenager happily finishing his chocolate bar, and his tone turned a little strange. "That's Chung Myung. He, uh, runs a martial arts dojo."
That kid? Is he even old enough to buy property?
"You two know each other?" Baek Cheon asks instead, because it's polite.
"I've been going there for a month," Jo Gul says, then mutters something like "Against my will".
Chung Myung chucks the candy wrapper at his head. "If you'd joined the first time I told you to, you wouldn't have been so fucking terrified of those weaklings."
"Martial arts have nothing to do with goddamn zombies! I'd be terrified even if I was Jackie Chan!"
"Who? And what the hell are zombies?"
"Wha - oh my god, have you seriously never seen any movie? What are zombies - Do you live under a rock?"
"I live on a mountain. And I have better things to do with my time. Like training."
"No, there's a limit to how much fucking training you can do! Are you trying to become One Punch Man?!?"
Jo Gul makes a strangled noise of frustration and drops his head onto the table. Chung Myung looks offended but not entirely sure why.
It's such a carefree conversation that Baek Cheon wonders if these two somehow forgot about the fast spreading disease melting people's skin and turning them insane.
