#tangchung

[lightsaberloll]

If Tang Bo and Cheong Myeong had gotten married back in the times before the war with magyo, I'm certain that after the ceremony, already in their chambers, they would have had the following conversation:

Tang Bo, having spent fifty years (literally) hoping to inseminate this beautiful man, still hoping for intimacy at least after the wedding:

"Hyung, I'm not wearing any underwear."

"We'll buy some tomorrow. Sleep."

Cheong Myeong, exhausted after the whole ceremony, having been on his feet for twenty hours and not understanding the hints.

And Tang Bo truly just sighed sadly, hugged Cheong Myeong, and immediately passed out, never having understood that his husband simply didn't get the hints.

You can't convince me otherwise.

[lightsaberloll]

If Tang Bo had truly reincarnated, he would have been shocked by the fact that a literal harem of the most influential people in the Kangho had gathered around Cheong Myeong. And kids who protect and look after him with all their might. AND HE DOESN'T EVEN NOTICE IT! Hello, it's not normal if your portrait is hung on every corner!

Opening his eyes right after his death, Tang Bo learns first of all: a hundred years have passed, some war with Paegun had started, and his dear Hyung had also reincarnated. The last part was the most important, since there couldn't exist two identically insane bastards in the story.

When the theory was confirmed and they rushed into each other's embrace, Tang Bo could catch, out of the corner of his eye, angry and even envious gazes directed at him.

'Maybe the previous owner of this body did something to them?' Tang Bo thought and immediately dismissed them.

Until the moment the young head of the Namgung family challenged him to a duel. Which he lost miserably. After him, there was some handsome guy from Mount Hua who first politely questioned him about his relationship with Cheong Myeong, and then also challenged him to a duel and lost.

After that, watching Hyung's surroundings far more closely and learning the stories, Tang Bo understood that he now had far more rivals than in the past!

* * *

"Hyung, what relationship ties you and Paegun... Uh, Jang Ilso, I think." Cheong Myeong raised his brows and said.

"His neck belongs to me."

"......"

"We are enemies, and someday I will cut off his head."

"PHEW... Do it as fast as possible, Hyung." Tang Bo exhaled in relief and smiled, pouring out the alcohol along with the note.

'To my dear swordsman♡.'

He had been pursuing him for decades, get in line, dandy boy.

* * *

"What is that Tang bastard constantly doing next to Cheong Myeong-a?! He's even sleeping in the same room with him! There's no second bed there!"

"Where did he even come from?"

...

All gazes instantly turned to Tang Gunak, who looked no less furious.

"According to my information, this was supposed to be their first meeting."

"If Dojang was a beggar before, how could he have met a child from the Tang Clan's collateral line? The bastard is three years younger than him."

"No idea."

From the open window came a voice that had become so hateful lately.

"Hyung-nim!! I bought wine! Though I ran out of money, but let's go rob some bandits!"

"Let's go!"

"...Are they aware they're stealing from their own?" Im Sobyeong muttered in exhaustion.

"Madness attracts."

Perhaps... they deserve each other.

[lightsaberloll]

In a modern AU where ghosts and everything else still exist, Tang Bo was a medium from a famous old family, in which geniuses were born from generation to generation. Only, it was less a blessing and more a curse. After all, it is far easier for ghosts to possess such people, and simply seeing dead people constantly has a poor effect on mental health. And getting rid of it is simply impossible, especially if you are already steeped in it.

Even as a child, Tang Bo could conduct exorcism rituals and much more, like fortune-telling. However, it drained so much life energy that it was foretold he wouldn't live past thirty without a supplementary energy source.

But hey! He's not going to kill innocent children for yang energy! Some humanity remained in him.

Inhaling the smoke of the censer, the scent of incense, and lying around surrounded by ritual papers, Tang Bo didn't count on even a remotely ordinary life.

Until the moment, on his university campus, he met a young guy.

His yang energy... He might have been the reincarnation of a heavenly king. Tang Bo could explain the quantity and purity of his innate energy in no other way. All ghosts and evil spirits literally crumbled before him, without even having the chance to react. In all of Tang Bo's many years of practice, such a case was a first.

Without noticing it himself, Tang Bo began to follow him everywhere. Every time the guy appeared nearby, the voices fell silent and the shadows lightened. For Tang Bo, who had existed in this nightmare since his earliest years, it was literally a breath of fresh air...

"Hey, are you stalking me?"

Fuck. Is he that noticeable?

"...No. I mean... Let me read your fortune! Career, studies, love?" The guy– Cheong Myeong, as Tang Bo had found out– looked at him distrustfully. Clear skies. How surprisingly accurate.

"I'm aware of your reputation and your prices. I have no desire to spend money on..."

"I'll do it for you for free! Do you want it right now?"

"You're talking like you're offering a blowjob. What's with such generosity all of a sudden?"

Tang Bo licked his dry lips.

"I want to know your fate."

And to become a little closer to you.

[humancorn]

au where tang bo convinces chung myung to marry him by presenting the idea of cm having his own access to tang family funds if they are legally married. the tang family would be aware of their marriage, but since tang bo presented the idea as a purely practical way to scam his family in an effort to long-con chung myung into actually being in a relationship with him, neither of them tell anyone at mount hua. tang bo intercepts any and all gifts his family attempts to send to chung mun, and this scheme works wonders for several months, until chung mun happens to run into the tang family head at some point, and everything unravels from there

[skyboundsunbird]

NEW ROTMHS AU IDEA—Blind Chung Myung AU

Okay now…hear me out. There is two ways this can go, I’ve been cooking this for a while in my head and I finally need to get out of my system.

So this first one is for my TangChung enjoyers who are starved (me too)

Okay so first way this can go is, during the war against Cheon Ma, Chung Myung becomes blind when one of the Demons is able to target his eyes and SOMEHOW manages to injure his eyes. Tang Bo is there to help him get steady and then flee despite Chung Myung’s protest that he was fine—!

Tang Bo obviously ignores this and gets far as possible and hides away nearby with an angry Chung Myung in his arms. He’s terrified when he turns to look at Chung Myung’s face because, it’s so bloody, marked with claws that so clearly wanted to do more that just claw at Chung Myung’s face, those claws wanted to crush his head. Tang Bo tries his best to salvage the situation but what was he supposed to do?, Tang Bo cleaned and bandaged Chung Myung’s face, who had gone silent, just hissing and grunting when Tang Bo poured alcohol on his open wounds. The unspoken reality that was rapidly becoming a scary truth weighted heavily on the two inside the cave they cowered in. Despite being one of the best doctors in his Tang Family, some things weren’t just salvageable, not when he was running dry on medicinal ointments. They were far from Sichuan too—matter of fact they were far from the Central Plains surrounded large mountains and hills. Chung Myung had fallen asleep after the hasty treatment Tang Bo had given him, Tang Bo decided it was best if he watched over him and monitored his injuries.

—later on

Chung Myung wakes up to pure darkness. He could hear Tang Bo shuffling about across the place they were in. He knew Tang Bo’s footsteps the best after all. He squinted his eyes open but he still couldn’t see. Assuming he had bandages on his face his hands reached to touch his face but Tang Bo immediately grabbed his wrist, “what are you doing?? Don’t touch your face I was changing the bandages! You might infect yourself with your filthy hands!” Chung Myung stopped, he blinked, squinted his eyes…still nothing. “Bo-ya, are my eyes open?” “Yes, Hyung they are—“ Silence. It was a deafening silence. On the rain that had begun to pour was comfort to Chung Myung. “Hyung…Can you..not see me?” Shaking his head Chung Myung frowned “…No.” Chung Myung could feel Tang Bo go stiff, his grip on his wrist tightened and Chung Myung couldn’t care less because he had something far worst to worry about.

AND SO ON, maybe a little more canon compliant but this is my first idea. Basically just Healing TangChung right here.

SECOND IDEAAA—Chung Myung gets accidentally reincarnated into a blind child. Again still a beggar child…just more kind of more pitied than in canon; I don’t really have a story for this one HOWEVER I do have some pretty good headcanons :D;

- Nobody in Mount Hua realized that Chung Myung was blind at first. Everyone just kind of assumed his slight clumsiness was normal. (Within the month that it took him to reach Shanxxi he had managed to learn how to use Qi to see his surroundings as “echoes” of his surroundings)

- (idk how they find out about his blindness, I’m still cooking up an idea for that) Only Mount Hua and alliance knows about Chung Myung being blind.

- Chung Myung instinctively touches the faces of the 5 swords as a subtle way of imagining their faces—his excuse? Well he has to make sure who is the best looking so he can put them as the face of Mount Hua! That’s the only reason of course.

- Chung Myung KNOWS everyone’s footsteps, anyone he doesn’t recognize he immediately becomes wary.

[cows-quack]

hey, what the FUCK!?!?

[art3reiz]

that one tangchung hogwarts fic

chucken butt

[art3reiz]

tangchung but tbs a y2k baddie & cms a skater do we see the vision guys