OBJECTIFIED CHARACTER TOURNAMENT - FINAL POLL: PAINKILLER VS. MUSHROOM
Which character do you like more?
Painkiller
Mushroom
Voting ended onJul 6
This poll is based purely on how much you personally enjoy the character, NOT how well-written you think they are or which one you consider to be objectively better; with that in mind, vote however you'd like!
two traumatized suicidal outcasts, they would either somehow manage to heal together or make eachother a bajillion times worse while watching the world burn around them (latter option is way more likely). they are both severly mentally ill and they are going to make it everybody elses problem (they already have and are in superhell together, superhell situationship). (also, 18 fics on ao3 IS CRIMINAL WORK.) (also also, hot take: these two are more of a mirrors of eachother than owen and avid,,,,) (this may have been submitted already but im spreading the lumberjack propaganda regardless. everybody get more lumberjack-pilled NOW!!!! 18 fics IS NOT ENOUGH)
They can literally be as toxic or as non-toxic as you want them to be. Owen was there in the beginning to help Pyro out, they had a bit of a rough patch in the middle, but as soon as they had a common enemy, they started working together. Owen said multiple times after they teamed up that he wanted to kill Pyro, but also, he stood in front of them after they said that they killed Avid.
What’s more beautiful than seeing two fucked up little guys bond over similar yet wildly different pasts after they murder a shared enemy? Also, there is so much potential for them in the afterlife, they could date forever in hell
This might actually fix them, and I am personally of the belief that they should've kissed over Avid's corpse. They also hate each other yet narratively parallel each other. Need I say more?
they should have made out after ep 7
this post from an anonymous asker
FIRESHOT
After ep 7 I feel like it died out? I only saw mentions of this but it’s such a good ship!!! Instead of going for Scott they can kiss each other instead!!! this ship may be fuelled by me and bro flirting in cosplay BUT it’s really good and I need more people to talk abt it
You don't understand, tHEY HAVE SO MUCH CHEMISTRY - THE ENEMIES TO LOVERS POTENTIAL, ESPECIALLY AFTER THE BETREYAL. Think - demon Avid comes back to live, CC!Avid said he would be after his friends (so Drift, Scott and Shelby) first, Pyro wouldn't want his fledgeling (and friend) to get hurt so he tries to stop Avid and then they smash faces. IT WILL WORK, TRUST
a friend of mine is deeply abnormal about it make them happy
Vote for the artist you think is the cuntiest of all (or of the two.)
Ney Matogrosso (1941-) solo; Secos & Molhados - vocals
Songs: "Sangue Latino," "Bandido Corazon"
Defeated Opponents: Ronnie James Dio, Dolly Parton, Hildegard Knef
Propaganda: "Had a very unique way of dressing and performing, also an unusual countertenor voice. Played with gender presentation and rebelled against the military oppressiveness."
Freddie Mercury (1946-1991) Queen - vocals and piano
Songs: "Killer Queen," "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Defeated Opponents: Terry Hall, Celia Cruz, Joan Jett
Propaganda: "CUNTIEST FIERCEST EVER. It's Freddie, he's the embodiment of county and fierce. He's the man who said "I'm not gonna be a star, I'm gonna be a legend". And he is. I love him so much"