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You may have been wondering where I've been for the last. . . while. Don't worry, the mail system's still intact. If rain and snow can't stop me, then he can't either.
However, the mail has backed up slightly. Also, if you're the person that attempted to send illegal firearms in the mail, good on you! Unfortunately, they have exploded, and they have exploded other people's mail, so I will be coming for you, soon :)
Imagine just telling people your name. Couldn't be me.
Anyway, back to filling out this paperwork. Who decided this particular route through space needed permits? I'd just ignore it, but they have some very big guns, and getting shot does hurt a bit. Also, my hat makes stealth more difficult.
In case anyone wondered where I'd been for the last four months, let me just say that time paradoxes are the devil to fix. Took at least half a month to see where it'd happened, and a good few weeks to find the right universe after that. My coat's never going to be the same.
Considering the few questions I've got about this: yes, I do have windows! Or, to be precise, I did. And I've taken some vengeance of various sorts.
If your package has been in any way destroyed by the Great Window Destruction, I apologize, and will be wrapping up something entirely different as a replacement. Have fun with the haunted dolls, spider nests, and/or books about arson.
Sorry about that, folks! Things *should* be back to normal. If you've noticed any temporal anomalies, people existing who shouldn't, or people disappearing from existence, it should be all good now. Probably.
In case you wondered, I'm still alive!
Also, the timeline appears to be mostly intact. If anyone's got evidence to the contrary, please inform me as soon as possible. Time paradoxes are not to be taken lightly.
I've got to say, I wasn't sure about making my own account here. It's been interesting, though, getting to know this odd group of immortals. And some of them are very nice.
Nice, that's all.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I hear some mail that needs delivering.
Apologies, everyone, if I've been a bit less chatty than normal. The monthly assassination attempt did not go well, and it's back to square one for poison gathering. Rest assured your letters will be delivered soon. Probably.
Just have to finish those past deliveries first. . .
