#source: clueless

[incorrectquoteshungergames]

Johanna: Do you have any idea what you’re talking about?

Y/N: No. Why, does it sound like I do?

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Daffy: Would you call me sthelfish? Melissa: No, not to your face.

[incorrectquoteshungergames]

Johanna: If it’s a concussion, you have to keep Y/N conscious. Ask them questions.

Finnick: [to Y/N] What’s seven times seven?

Johanna: Stuff they know!

[incorrectquoteshungergames]

Katniss: If it’s a concussion, you have to keep Haymitch conscious. Ask him questions.

Peeta: [to Haymitch] What’s seven times seven?

Katniss: Stuff he knows!

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of cartoons that need it for entertainment value.

Bugs Bunny

[getyoursorryasstomine]

Piper (shoves off guy): Ew get off me!

Piper (scoffs): As if!

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Porky: S-s-s-s-s-so, what did you do in s-s-school t-today? Peta Pig: Well, I broke in my purple clogs.

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Porky: W-w-w-w-which reminds me, where's your r-report card? Peta Pig: It's not ready yet. Porky: W-w-w-w-w-w-what do you mean, "it's n-n-n-not ready yet?" Peta: Well, some teachers are trying to low-ball me, Daddy, and I know how you say, "Never accept a first offer", so I figure these grades are just a jumping off point to start negotiations.