I live in a house with 19 other people. Its about 1/3rd of the way through the semester. These are Things That Have Happened So Far:
The house manager running down the stairs yelling "WHO WANTS CHAMPAGNE?!" at 6pm on a Saturday
Someone next door accidently connected to the Bluetooth speaker. It started blasting porn. Still no idea who it was from.
"Be Gay Do Crime 420 69" chalk drawing replaced with handmade banner
There are now squirrels in the roof and at night they Argue and keep us up
Almost started a fire trying to melt a ping pong ball (may have been my fault)
Picked a lock to a mystery closet where we fond a box of sleeping bags and two big tents
Got in trouble for having a massive live tree in our common room, so we hid it in a house members room
Found all 20 spoons stolen from the dinning hall and hidden around the house