#rox bloggin

[swiftzeldas]

ew, clayton, goodness that beard is out of control

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matt holliday has 69 rbis in his career against the dbacks

[swiftzeldas]

charlie blackmon can get it and i absolutely will not take criticism

[swiftzeldas]

Thanks I hate it :(

We really need to win tomorrow

And get some help

[swiftzeldas]

listen, let me remind you that the rule is that the cuter starting pitcher’s team gets to win, and clayton kershaw is Not Cute

[swiftzeldas]

i love when ppl are like “how can you hate [x player] they’re so good at baseball and they’re so nice!” like uh.......easily. i can easily hate them bc i’m a petty bitch

[swiftzeldas]

sometimes i think i could do play by play for baseball but then again so much of my commentary would be “he’s cute” or “he’s ugly”

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why is mcmahon out of the game lmao. i, too, love losing, bud black!