48 seems like totally swan queen and it was the first i read scrolling down lmao
dkfjggf the way i knew this one had to be asked
swan queen + “she’s hot, but she’s evil.”
Ruby’s eye roll was timed perfectly with the thud of the Sheriff of Storybrooke’s head hitting the countertop. This had become their new morning routine.
“You have got to do something about this, it’s bad for your health.” Ruby slid the cinnamon hot cocoa to go into Emma’s hands, who barely managed to bring her eyes away from the Queen’s ass in a perfectly pressed pantsuit. “Just ask her out already.”
“I can’t,” Emma whined, “she’s hot, but she’s evil.”
“And proud, Miss Swan,” Regina turned to smirk at her with a gleam in her eyes as she reached for the door handle.
The cocoa slid to the floor as Emma jumped. Yup, she was screwed.