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SOLLUX: -As per usual lately, Sollux has been in Roxy's lab, working on decoding the encrypted file that Jade's weird human relative gave them. Unlike usual, however, he feels as if he's really getting somewhere with it tonight -- to the point that he's nearly got it cracked. Text flies across his screen, errors popping up occasionally (this guy's work was a pain in the ass), but...- SOLLUX: -He's muttering to himself occasionally, mostly curses, but probably more out of excitement than anything.- ROXY: *Having someone in her lab without her was kinda weird so Roxy just... stuck around sometimes. Looking over his shoulder and offering him unwarrented advice between fiddling with her own work. Finally! She'd gotten the next to last peice she needed for the new defensive system and she was feeling much too happy to loom over Sollux's shoulder with beaker raming and eat with stirrers like they were chopsticks only to jut them at the screen and critize every few minutes* ROXY: *There is some cranking however, she's cranking that thang with a floor panel bust WIDE open, bus it* how goes sir coatrack? *a little checky check* SOLLUX: -crank dat soulja rox- SOLLUX: -he responds in a little hum at first, clearly focusing- almo2t got iit. SOLLUX: old dude'2 piiece of 2hiit fal2e path2 can't keep me out forever. ROXY: lol that sounds about right the dudes spossedly p good ROXY: like i dunno genius mayb ROXY: he might be testin u ROXY: or trollin u ROXY: or both *crank crank* SOLLUX: yeah, well. you can't out troll a fuckiing troll. ROXY: woof sollux captor for the superior troll ROXY: hes goin for the throat SOLLUX: -according to the way he's hammering that keyboard right now, it sure sounds like it. and then in the next moment- biingo. SOLLUX: -Suddenly, the folder opens up, and Sollux opens up the first file inside.- SOLLUX: -It's clearly branded with TUMUT information, but then it evolves quickly into... something else. The title "Golden Prong" is certainly a lot more present here than it should be, and scrolling down further, there's detailed information on every person on board the Umbral Ultimatum. Sollux takes a minute to skim over the more important details.- SOLLUX: http://taskforcetumut.tumblr.com/private/120232353366/tumblr_np54skUMs81te0qp3 ROXY: *oh fuckin neato, she's getting up and wiping her hands on her overalls before going to loom over his shoulder* SOLLUX: holy 2hiit, rx. SOLLUX: thii2 look2 liike a fuckiing hiit lii2t. ROXY: ..... *she's reading it all* and a grocery list... SOLLUX: -he sits back a little, running a hand through his hair- je2u2 human chrii2t. SOLLUX: -reads his own bit, not really surprised- SOLLUX: what the hell ii2 thii2 about cherub2? ROXY: *Look at all her loved once they plan on eliminating....* some shit dude idk ROXY: i didnt know mucha jack about calli or fuckin ROXY: figures! ROXY: *What the hell were they even going to do in the belly on an organization that wanted to see them killed or captured? fuck it up hopefully* SOLLUX: -and then Sollux pauses as the ship rattles- ROXY: ... *clenches jaw and bites lip* (shit) ROXY: well ROXY: WELL ROXY: *listens to the announcement* ROXY: shhhiiiiitttt *looks back at her work and... she didn't have all the parts but some quick number running and she didn't have the piece to her main offensive system. she's going to hustle back on over and start working on things like mad because defense was all they really had right now* SOLLUX: god damn iit. SOLLUX: ii need two get thii2 on a non-fuckery piiece of equiipment. SOLLUX: -pulls another USB out of his sylladex and sticks it in the computer to move the file folder over- ROXY: *not so much cranking anymore as she was starting to snap and clip together rather large, thick wires* ROXY: while u do that *grunts and twists two together* tell tuna to like ROXY: hang on to his bippy ROXY: cause were not so much... battle ready rn SOLLUX: -moves the file over pretty quick, pulling the USB out and getting it back in his sylladex- what are you up two? ROXY: *kicks panel closed and smacks down into a chair, the weapons system does come online upstairs in the bridge* ROXY: *her BFG, whirring to life and moving to aim ahead of them while she tacked away, a little too focused to completely answer and out of her lab drawers its ahabs crosshairs looking rather rigged up with wires coming out of it and several other parts hooked into it* just fuckin tell tuna the thing ROXY: PLEASE SOLLUX: alriight, alriight. ROXY: *dont stress her out plz, shes starting up a program and her gun does some clicking, whirring, and powering up though its stil aimed in front of them* SOLLUX: -sends Tuna a message to hold on to his ass because Roxy is bringing out the BFG- ROXY: *It's a large charge and then it fires.... seemingly nothing but the stars in front of them disappears and its just a black empty hole in the sky* SOLLUX: -scratch that he's sending it to Aranea to relay to him- ROXY: *Its gonna be a BUMPY ride with a lot of general vertigo, it'd probably shake the ship and there's all kinds of red mad looking lightening cracking all along the edges* SOLLUX: holy 2hiit. ROXY: *she's massively monitering the energy from the crosshairs to the machine she's made for it, hope you fuckers are ready to warp... she's not* ROXY: *Sudden movement indeed. She's got he calculations. What's one part? and then flips a switch to exert the rest of that energy (or try to) into the device which would send the ship into a crazy kind of WARP speed right into the lightening laced vortex that would close and swallow around them. The ship was stuck on this straight forward shot that cut them through trillions and trillions of miles of space in 3.5* </c SOLLUX: mother fu-- -Sollux is bracing himself with psionics, and making sure nothing else is falling over in here for that matter- ROXY: *There's enough electricity in the air Sollux* sh...shit shitshit shit no no *as in too much electricity, too much energy and the wormhole-esqe tunnel they're making just keeps on going. Ahab's blue energy turned read, angry and cracked violently throughout the lab. laced with black from the properties of Roxy's portal tech* ROXY: *she's kind of trying to hang onto the desk and flinch away from it while trying to stop it. Get it to stop the thing it was doing, haha they're safe good job!!! stop please!* SOLLUX: fffuck-- rx--!! SOLLUX: -he feels helpless as her tech starts going haywire, uncertain how to make it stop and he's moving closer to try to get her away from it if he can- ROXY: *a particularly violent stream of channeled void cracks hard through the air, scorching and just about disappearifiying everything it touches, while she smacks her keys on the keyboard not wanting to touch the rifle or cube at all the large one branches off into smaller fragments and shoots right through her lower abdomen and another makes a beeline for the psions pretty face* SOLLUX: -he has no time to react to Roxy's injury, to save her -- it cracks like a whip and then he's going flying to the floor, almost immediately unconscious with splatters of yellow from his eyes.- ROXY: *TKO x2 and the machine eventually burns out and goes off on its own after a few more angry crackls and snaps* ROXY: *which means they'd end up on the other end, not trapped inside*

#tumutlog #roxylog #in which roxy and sollux get OWNED

Console Exploration

ERIDAN: *he's called the computer team up to his office, and is currently sitting on his big comfy chair, with it facing away from the door as he waits (somewhat) patiently for the three computer NERDS he called up* ROXY: *She was still mostly doing all of that work but the pile's gone down considerably. Roxy wanders on in wearing her uniform and hops right on his desk* .... ROXY: (u dont have a window 2 look out of babe) ERIDAN: (shh i got a image to keep they gotta knoww im business wwhen they get here) ROXY: (pfffftttt) ERIDAN: (besides i do got this) *gestures at troll napoleon on his wall* ROXY: (omg stop) SOLLUX: -He was taken away from his TOTALLY IMPORTANT WORK installing beehives in the tech lab in order to respond to the cocap's orders, and he really isn't sure what's in store at all as he slips into the office. Oh hey Roxy's here. Now he's even more curious what's going on, and also why Eridan is facing the wall. Either way he sup nods to the person who is actually more visible.- ROXY: yo SOLLUX: hey rx. PSIIONIIC: *He walks IIn shortly after Sollux, and really can't help but snort at the pIIcture of Troll Napoleon. FuckIIng nerd, who even cared about that dude. And, whoops, tIIme to stand at attentIIon and look professIIonal, II guess?* PSIIONIIC: Sup. SOLLUX: -Oh, it's this guy, too.- ROXY: howdy rowdy *she hasnt spoken to this guy yet* ERIDAN: *TUUUURRNNNNSSS his chair, with his fingers tented* so SOLLUX: -The nerd party is expanding.- ERIDAN: *clunks them elbows against the table* ROXY: (sssnk) ROXY: *coughs to mask it* ERIDAN: i called all three a you up here for a reason ERIDAN: *IGNORES the snickering matesprit* ERIDAN: *its hard though* SOLLUX: -u cant ignore her mirth- ROXY: *crosses legs she looks pretty innocent man* ERIDAN: *pulls a really beat up and rusty looking console out of his sylladex* i found this hunk a shit in a sunken ship an i wwant you three to get it wworkin again to see if theres anythin historically significant on it to tell us wwhy theres wwrecked human vvessels on this carapacian planet in the first place ROXY: whoof ROXY: the gathering of the dorks wasnt entirely necessary eri *looks this over, especially since old tech was her bizz* ROXY: but im sure somethin can be done with this *runs fingers over the rust* maybe hm... SOLLUX: of cour2e iit can. -grins like CMON RX- SOLLUX: -like we can't take down this piece of crap- SOLLUX: -or take it up as it were- ERIDAN: wwell its been underwwater for wwho evven KNOWWS howw long SOLLUX: and iif there'2 anythiing worth pryiing out of iit, we'll be able two retriieve iit. ROXY: *rolls eyes and flicks some of the rust bits at Sollux* basically we just gotta clean it up some and rip it SOLLUX: -RUDE- ROXY: even if theres just some old embarrassing vaca photos we can take care of it no prob *if its not completely shot but look at this old ass tech tho* PSIIONIIC: IIt looks managable to me. PSIIONIIC: LIIke, that thIIng IIs frIIed, yeah, but II've seen people that were way moreso. ROXY: *these gd tata nerds* ERIDAN: *cocks an eyebrow at that* ERIDAN: im not evven gunna ask PSIIONIIC: *Tata nerds* PSIIONIIC: *grIIns* PSIIONIIC: II mean, just sayIIng,IIf they're salvagable, so's thIIs. ROXY: *he kno whats up wink wonk* easy job all around then PSIIONIIC: Hell yeah. PSIIONIIC: So, what, we start IIn here, or do we take IIt somewhere. PSIIONIIC: *? PSIIONIIC: Also, uh, hate to IInterrupt, but II haven't met half the room. ROXY: *extends hand* roxy lalonde lady with a gazillion occupations ERIDAN: also my matesprit *says that really PROUDLY* ROXY: *points to sollux* thats a coat rack and this *points to eridan* is eridan aka a huge nerd but yknow its not his official title SOLLUX: B[ SOLLUX: -i guess you could say im WELL HUNG ok this joke is even too stupid for me- ROXY: *the crickets BOO* ERIDAN: *................... IT'S A GOOD THING HE DIDNT HEAR THAT* PSIIONIIC: *He looks at her hand for a moment before shakIIng IIt* ERIDAN: im not a huge nerd im the fuckin cocaptain PSIIONIIC: II know the coat rack. PSIIONIIC: II am also a coat rack. ERIDAN: ..... wwhat PSIIONIIC: II can't laugh at IIt as a joke. ROXY: now twice the coat double the rack ERIDAN: *mumbles to roxy* (i dont get it) PSIIONIIC: Uh. IIs there somethIIng II should call the guy wIIth the bIIg fancy offIIce other than hIIs hatchname or "huge nerd"? II want to try and stay out of the brIIg. ROXY: *reaches over and pats eridans hand* (theyre huge nerds basically see huge nerds) ROXY: and yes he is also the cap ampora or sir or mister sir or any varient professionally PSIIONIIC: MIIster sIIr. AlrIIght. ERIDAN: goddammit wwe SPOKE before ERIDAN: i got you fuckin REGISTERED ERIDAN: or directed you wwhere to go anywway ERIDAN: (fuckin goldfish memory) PSIIONIIC: II know we dIId. PSIIONIIC: II'm just sayIIng. PSIIONIIC: Proper IIntroductIIon. ERIDAN: *SIGHS* yeah im cocaptain eridan ampora wwere done wwith that noww PSIIONIIC: II'm The PsIIIIonIIIIc or MIIkkev Captor. ROXY: *all these captors* SOLLUX: -we're here to captorvate you- ERIDAN: *UGH so many* yeah okay can wwe get back to the actual fuckin task ROXY: *still touching it* yeah man this isnt gonna take long ROXY: when we rip the info from it itll be smack on ur face next time u turn around ERIDAN: *SIGHS* is that you tellin me to turn back around SOLLUX: -snrk- ROXY: (omfg) ROXY: yes a really slow turn ERIDAN: *SIGHS* okay fine wwhatevver *turns that chair back around* ROXY: *picks up the console, mmm feel that old tech. hello child* SOLLUX: -casually uses psionics to clean it up a little while Roxy's holding it, like a dick- CTA ceased responding to memo. ROXY: *decaptchas cube as well as some things* cease ur fussin dingus ROXY: *actually sits down in a chair and starts to crack open that cube* i already got tools here but thank u for the generous contribution SOLLUX: you are welcmoe. SOLLUX: **welcome ERIDAN: arent you guys done yet ROXY: eridan plz this is delicate work *she's cleaning that rust away from a port and gets to cracking that open carefully* ROXY: i said a slow turn just do the turny thing CURRENT technologicAtrophy [CTA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. PSIIONIIC: Do you thIInk you could do IIt faster, CaptaIIn. ERIDAN: * B| * *slooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowly turns the chair* no i cant do shit like that its not my wworld PSIIONIIC: *He takes a seat next to the console and starts fussIIng wIIth IIt* PSIIONIIC: What's your world. IIs IIt chaIIr-spIInnIIng. ROXY: *hands a piece to Sollux, some wires are connected* hold that *she can work with this other dudeski* ERIDAN: no its historical shit and captainin your pathetic ass PSIIONIIC: *He uses hIIs PsIIII to pull some rust off by burnIIng just the rusty layer untIIl IIt's dust* SOLLUX: -becomes prop holder and frowns loudly- PSIIONIIC: Ooh, Mr. CaptaIIn. II have heard you are a moIIraIIlled man, do not make proclamatIIons on my level of pathetIIcness. *deadpan* ROXY: *coat rack/ prop holder* so does that mean ur ass is fair game?? ROXY: *grins and starts to pull pieces and wires from her cube* PSIIONIIC: Totally. The faIIrest game. ROXY: awwwww yis ERIDAN: im not makin proclamations its my fuckin JOB to do this shit PSIIONIIC: IIt's your job to call your subordIInates pathetIIc? ERIDAN: *he's back around and he's glowering at psii now* ERIDAN: just do your fuckin job SOLLUX: (and then do your regular job when you're done.) ERIDAN: exactly SOLLUX: -snickers-- PSIIONIIC: *Also snIIckers* ROXY: *yeah she likes this guy and then pulls out the battery from her cube which seems to be nothing but some black voidy cube, all these cubes* thatll be too much juice i dont wanna fry this thing anyone got a spare?? PSIIONIIC: A spare battery. PSIIONIIC: Do II just carry them around IIn my pants at all tIImes. PSIIONIIC: The answer IIs yes hang on. SOLLUX: -what a guy- PSIIONIIC: *He opens a compartment on hIIs arm* ROXY: hell yes PSIIONIIC: IIt's not my pants though. ROXY: darn SOLLUX: dii2apoiintiing. ROXY: *that arm tho* ERIDAN: ..... wwhy wwouldnt you carry around tooks a your trade PSIIONIIC: II lIIed, my pants are reserved for my IIncredIIbly desIIrable mutant genIItalIIa. PSIIONIIC: *He offers Roxy a selectIIon of lIIttle batterIIes* PSIIONIIC: *And then LOOKS AT ERIIDAN* SOLLUX: -WELL- PSIIONIIC: Well. PSIIONIIC: II'm an electronIIc engIIneer. ROXY: sir please dont bust out your pick up lines here ROXY: this is a profesh environment PSIIONIIC: Do you mean hIIm? Because yeah the whole tools of your trade lIIne IIs way porny. PSIIONIIC: Also lIIke. Dude usually IIf II need to power shIIt II can do that myself. ROXY: *takes those batties and starts to rig them all up* yeah but its rude 2 just assume and junk yknow ROXY: i try to not be a total ass all the time ROXY: mostly only when mario karting ERIDAN: ......... *he looks ANNOYED* there wwasnt anythin porny cease wwith this goddamned insubordination PSIIONIIC: II thIInk everyone can accept the MarIIo kartIIng assIIness. PSIIONIIC: *Looks at ErIIdan agaIIn. He's workIIng wIIth a port wIIth hIIs hands. Looks hIIm rIIght IIn the eye* Don't you carry around the tools of your trade, sIIr~ ROXY: *gets on up as things start to whirr* yeah ud think that but the room could be filled with some anger mcsecond-places ROXY: who shant be named ROXY: *they know who they are* ERIDAN: i dont GOTTA for captainin but i got plenty a fuckin history shit on me but i dont gotta provve that to you ERIDAN: youre the one wworkin not me PSIIONIIC: *SNORTS* ERIDAN: *he's definitely FILLING THE ROOM WITH ANGER* PSIIONIIC: II was PROVIING THAT IIT SOUNDED porny, chrIIst, II wasn't askIIng IIf you /actually had hIIstory thIIngs on you/. PSIIONIIC: Why do you have hIIstory thIIngs on you holy shIIt. PSIIONIIC: IIs IIt lIIke. An old map. PSIIONIIC: An old map IIn your pants. ERIDAN: NO ROXY: MKAY ROXY: so PSIIONIIC: *He looks IInto the port and clears out some bad dust and damage. That would not be helpful.* ROXY: lets establish a new rule no bad vibes while working PSIIONIIC: Good plan. PSIIONIIC: II for one am a posIItIIve ray of scorchIIng AlternIIan sunshIIne. ERIDAN: *groooooowwllllls still feeling intense, fins flicking* ROXY: i got spf douchethousand so well be safe ty for the warning PSIIONIIC: You'll be totally fIIne, defIInIItely not tryIIng to burn anyone. ROXY: hella fine PSIIONIIC: *wonk* Damn straIIght. ERIDAN: *SLAMS his hands on the table* PSIIONIIC: *WHOA MAN* PSIIONIIC: *oh god PsIIII IIs not great wIIth loud noIIses. he totally flIInches* PSIIONIIC: II was jokIIng! PSIIONIIC: Dude II'm taken II'm defIInIItely not makIIng moves on your matesprIIte please don't hIIt anythIIng else. ROXY: *gets up and takes the piece from her cube with a port and sits on that desk again to reach and plug it into Eridan's computer, also looks at eri* ROXY: p much everyone in the room is taken shits still calmin down from all that crap earlier theres no pot stirrin here SOLLUX: -it kind of startled him too, but he looks more irritated and slightly sparky- ROXY: *sighs and looks at all these nerds* ROXY: this coulda been a one man job 4 real ERIDAN: *SIGHS as well and slumps some* fine wwhatevver PSIIONIIC: II'm kIInda IInterested though lIIke. Even IIf you coulda done IIt on your own thIIs IIs goIIng to be cool. PSIIONIIC: IIt's ANCIIENT fuckIIng tech. PSIIONIIC: Okay maybe not ancIIent. PSIIONIIC: But that sounded cooler. ROXY: *suddenly looks all jazzed up* no man seriously this is old as balls PSIIONIIC: There could be somethIIng serIIously rad IIn there. PSIIONIIC: II'm actually pretty handy wIIth old tech because II am usually older than IIt so IIt's lIIke. Hello, my companIIon. ERIDAN: *groans some* is it all done noww then ROXY: retro tech is the best really *points* its got all these charming calibrations and its made so "careful" like omg ROXY: and almost once it gets to whirrin it should be headin onto ur comp ERIDAN: *eyes his computer* ROXY: *looks at mik* (i should bury u in my vintage pile of oldie goodies got earth lauctis even some alternian shit) ROXY: *its not every day you find a fellow ancient junk lover* PSIIONIIC: (Holy shIIt, yes please, II've only seen AlternIIan tech.) PSIIONIIC: *II am ancIIent junk,IIt's me.* ROXY: *adds him to the pile* PSIIONIIC: *omg* ROXY: hows that last port lookin btdubs? PSIIONIIC: *Thumbs up* ROXY: sweet! *turns her cube and puts it on in there* that outta do it SOLLUX: -is basically useless, AS USUAL- ERIDAN: *good JOB sollux* SOLLUX: -hey she basically told me not to help- ROXY: *he was the coat rack* SOLLUX: -attractively models for coats- PSIIONIIC: *SOLLUX YOU ARE NOT USELESS STOP THAT RIIGHT THIIS MOMENT* ERIDAN: *omg* ERIDAN: *eyes that screen as stuff starts to show up* ERIDAN: wwhats it doin wwhats all this ROXY: *LEANSS and looks* ERIDAN: *there's mostly just ship logs and documents but there is a singular video file that pops up* PSIIONIIC: *Leans over to check IIt out too* ROXY: *leans MOAR all on the desk and points* click that thing ERIDAN: .... wwell okay *le click* SOLLUX: -watches Eridan CLICK THAT THING everyone is just kind of hovering around him right now- ERIDAN: *a video pops up and the video's kinda crackly, and the sound is bad, but there seems to be some humans milling around the ship as some guy is clearly filming and telling some pretty lame jokes to his buddy. THAT IS UNTIL..... an alternian ship appears in the sky, and people start looking up and getting confused, one guy's even goes "What? Why are they here? Isn't the war over?"* ERIDAN: *suddenly the alternian ship starts shooting at them, and everyone's in a panic* ROXY: *shit* ERIDAN: *the guy starts RUNNING and the video feed shuts off* ERIDAN: *that wasn't just any alternian ship, though* ERIDAN: *it was. The CONDESCE* ROXY: *totally sneering and also frowning* SOLLUX: -well that was one hella distinctive flagship, and something twists in Sollux's stomach- ROXY: fuckin figures ERIDAN: ..... SOLLUX: he 2aiid the war wa2 over. ERIDAN: this doesnt make any sense ROXY: just because the war was over doesnt mean they wouldnt fucking attack ROXY: not that surprising *sits up and scoffs* SOLLUX: iit'2 not that they wouldn't attack. SOLLUX: that'2-- that wa2. ERIDAN: *looks up at her* her imperious condescension wwas supposed to be fuckin dead PSIIONIIC: *ErIIdan's on a fIIrst name basIIs wIIth the Empress tbh* PSIIONIIC: *Okay yeah PsIIII IIs totally frozen* PSIIONIIC: *HIIs gut IIs all twIIsted up* ROXY: *waves hand because no, nope she ded* maybe... maybe they were just *rubs her temples because theres another explanation somewhere* PSIIONIIC: Fuck. PSIIONIIC: Fuck, fuck- II am not fuckIIng goIIng back on there. SOLLUX: -that ship was supposed to be gone, and her with it. and this was clear evidence that at least one of those things weren't true, and very probably both. Sollux felt a very clear dread, and he was quiet again as his mind suddenly ran over all the possibilities this made for the future.- ERIDAN: ..... *looks down at his feet, trying to process this, before looking over the film again* ERIDAN: *starts clicking on some of the other files too but none of them really say much* PSIIONIIC: *Glances at Sollux* PSIIONIIC: *stands up straIIght* SOLLUX: -shit, he does not seem ok- ERIDAN: none a these logs are revvealin shit they barely evven state wwhy humans wwere here besides a typical exploration thing im guessin PSIIONIIC: *oh no Sollux* PSIIONIIC: *IInches over to hIIm. lIIttle psIIonIIc tIIckle up hIIs back lIIke hello yes IIt's okay* ERIDAN: *he's not even looking at the others* ROXY: *looks between all of them and holds up her hands* ok so we make a report of it and talk to the higher ups im p fuckin sure this is something they could look into more extensively ROXY: prolly send teams down here to try and scuba up more info if they can ROXY: im doubtful this is the only captured or catalouged source that buried down there and maybe thosell offer more..... solid insight *shit tho, that was pretty fucking solid* SOLLUX: -the psionics snap him out of a daze, and he blinks up at the older psionic -- no, The Psiioniic. If anyone knew how he was feeling right now, it was him.- PSIIONIIC: Yeah. Maybe. ERIDAN: *looks over at Roxy* ill get the teams put together to search although there wwasnt a wwhole lotta shit sprinkled around ERIDAN: wwell ERIDAN: no thats not true there wwas a towwn ERIDAN: ugh PSIIONIIC: *IInclIInes hIIs head at Sollux* (You're fIIne. Don't make that face, dIIckmunch. II'm not goIIng and neIIther are you and we don't even know what's goIIng on.) PSIIONIIC: ...A twon? PSIIONIIC: *town PSIIONIIC: LIIke. Underwater? ERIDAN: yeah completely submerged PSIIONIIC: Wow. How the fuck dIId that happen. ERIDAN: i guess wwell find out if wwe evven find answwers but it might be inconsequential ERIDAN: if her imperious condescention is still out an flyin around stickin around here isnt gunna do shit ROXY: tru dat *though it changes the game a hell of a lot* PSIIONIIC: Yeah we should get the hell out. PSIIONIIC: Though we don't know IIf IIt's her, really. PSIIONIIC: Just. Her shIIp. PSIIONIIC: Can always be hopeful. SOLLUX: -he's not sure how to reply, and he's really not feeling so optimistic.- iif that'2... iit, ii'm ju2t. gonna go. PSIIONIIC: *Huffs a breath out.* PSIIONIIC: ShIIt. PSIIONIIC: AlrIIght, okay, uh. We'll get thIIs sorted. PSIIONIIC: II trust the captaIIn to fIIgure thIIs shIIt out. ERIDAN: *mumbles* (that makes one a us) ERIDAN: *sighs* ERIDAN: okay you all are dismissed wwell call a bridge meetin at a later date PSIIONIIC: AlrIIght. See you guys. NIIce meetIIng you, Lalonde. PSIIONIIC: *He's outtIIe.* SOLLUX: -oh same- ROXY: *pats Eridan and looks at the two of them* alright.... see yall later *waves* ERIDAN: *watches the captors go then looks at roxy* ill let you hang onto the console i suppose ROXY: yeah ill keep it *starts to clean up all her junk* keep me updated eri ERIDAN: wwill do ill go talk to ara an meen about this ERIDAN: ill guess ill see you later then hon

#tumutlog #eridanlog #roxylog #psiioniiclog #in which they rev up the console eridan recovered and find some INTERESTING THINGS

-- growingGradience [GG] began pestering tankedGnostomanic [TG] at 20:55 -- GG: hey roxy!!!! TG: hey jadey vroomvroom harleyson! GG: :D :D :D GG: how are you doing?? GG: probably busy heheh GG: which is good! but also kind of sucks GG: im just glad for the help TG: i like being bsuy for a change especially when i do jack diddly most of the time in my department! TG: plus im helpin some of my peeps out so i cant really complain too too much TG: wbu howre u rollin hot press? GG: just trying to keep things moving i guess!!! @_@ GG: im ok though GG: i actually needed to ask you for a favor TG: oh yeah? what up? GG: theres some stuff in dirks room that i need to get! in his desk GG: its his work in progress for some stuff for rose and i need to finish it TG: oh good! yall are workin on the replacement for her busted up one right??? GG: yeah!! TG: thank fuck i was worried about that :( TG: but i also didnt wanna freak her out by stressin about it too much yknow GG: oh yeah :( GG: but im going to get it fixed up as fast as i can!!! GG: actually since im doing that and you seem to be enjoying it.... do you think maybe the captain would let you oversee engineering for a bit while i work on it?? GG: i mean, if you wouldnt mind TG: yeah no prob im headin on over to distris room right now and if u forward me whatever you were workin on before i can get it done! TG: the captains wont care so long as it gets done right i figure ykno GG: ok!!! yeah i can do that :D GG: thank you soooo much!!! GG: ill be there in a second TG: np! see u then! :) ROXY: *Roxy is definitely in Dirk's room, shifting through all his things and looking for the plans and probably being a little nosy too while she's in here but what are friends for? For the most part she's found the plans and is idly looking through some of his other things like some causal magazine ready material* ROXY: *Likely something nerdy like a horse puppet comedic tradegy stop-motion script* JADE: -oh my god, Jade is here and knocking on the door, totally unaware of horse puppet scripts but excited and very much grateful for Roxy.- roxy??? are you here? ROXY: yeah im here! *puts down whatever that was she was reading like a nosy mc readyton and IMMEDIATELY goes to hug Jade because it's been forever then pulls back* and ur here and heres the work and ive already raided his panties to save us some time JADE: -hugs!!! she is so here for this. she is also here for Dirk's work, which she accepts gladly and captchalogues- heheh cool!!! but were they cute panties :O ROXY: excessively cute i had to go hack up gumdrops and powered sugar ROXY: in pastel colors and lil frilly edges and all JADE: :D!!!! JADE: adorable!!!! ROXY: ikr who gave him the right jfc JADE: it was clearly bestowed upon him by a higher power JADE: maybe just like the booty JADE: maybe FOR the booy JADE: **booty JADE: like... what a great booty, we cant have it looking drab! ROXY: ugh gotta dress it up like a gift to the universe ROXY: its like one of them decorative items ROXY: you look but you dont touch ROXY: ur welcome known universe the ass has been delivered JADE: it IS a gift to the universe -nods solemnly- JADE: -and then cracks up- ROXY: *snickers but it's a true story* then again he aint the only engineer thats a cutie w/ a booty JADE: hmmmmm.... JADE: -considers this- JADE: -Equius? Sollux? THE NEW GUY?- ROXY: ;) JADE: -wonk u say......- JADE: -OH- JADE: oh! JADE: pfff JADE: heheheheh JADE: :///) JADE: you are now an honorary engineer so that goes right back to you!!! ROXY: *gun, gun BANG!* ;D harley barley official tg swooner JADE: omg JADE: i did it!! JADE: it was meeee ROXY: i dont have a tiara on me for SOME reason but i do have these *spare pointy wizard had* JADE: !!! JADE: i guess this means i put a spell on you???? JADE: heheheh JADE: -WIZARD HAT, SO COOL- ROXY: *Wizard hats are the COOLEST, she pops that baby right on Jade's shoulders and taps her shoulders with a staff. Can't carry wizardy things without all the bits and pieces* u are now maam pantywetter swoonifer of the tgs ROXY: bless be JADE: -her ears wiggle around a little in the hat, and, oh gosh, she giggles into her hands at that- JADE: i hope i dont need a name tag for that!!! that might be hard to explain ROXY: oh dont worry jadey bby ROXY: ur too good for a nametag ROXY: ull get a sash JADE: oh yay!!!!! JADE: just like winning a pageant!!! JADE: lol JADE: i guess theres nothing else amazing in here i need to look at is there? -shes never actually seen Dirk's room, what mysterious territory- ROXY: nah just some old nerd things *lots of old nerd things, ye ole shack of dorites and orange soda* plus u got a lotta work to do *important work* if u need any help on that then hmu JADE: -THE MOST NERD THINGS- yeah i do... but i think ill be ok!! JADE: thank you again for everything JADE: im gonna go get started on this :) ROXY: ok then good luck! :) *She has faith in Jade though, Rose is in good hands* ROXY: *paws* ROXY: *pawhands* JADE: -I'M DOING IT WITH MY OWN PAW HANDS- hehe thanks!! bye roxy ROXY: see u! *she's gonna hang in Dirk's room a little longer UH OH but nah....maybe* JADE: -roxys up to no good in dirks panty drawer AGAIN-

#tumutlog #roxylog #in which jade gets THE GOODS #and a sweet wizard hat

-- tankedGnostomanic [TG] began pestering twofoldAcrimony [TA] at 14:07 -- TG: -Roxy's on a roll, she's been running errands and visiting all her peeps like a machine and she has one last stop to make. The nerd... the other nerd... one of the nerds. Omg she has a Nead Squad, Nerd Troop? Hm, either way she enters Sollux's room with no real prior warning but does peek in in case he's sleeping- TA: -He isn't even sleeping. He's squinting at his portable husktop in that way that nerds do when they're focusing on something they don't necessarily want to be because they're generally discontent with life. Yeah, that's his face.- TG: -Wow look at that face, she's going to fix that. Luckily Dirk has tons of puppets to spare and he wasn't the only one in need of puppet farts. Roxy make's a quiet approach then WHIPS it ass first at is face, it's a beautiful circuit board green. But she also moves in to see what he's working on- howdy rowdy TA: fhfk2HKFD WHAT THE FUCK-- TA: rx. TA: why. TG: puppet farts are natures remedy dude get in the know TA: -He's actually coding something, look at that.- TA: no. TA: ii'm allergiic, and now ii'm goiing two diie. TA: thank2 a lot. TG: -Looking over those codes and hums- he was so young so grumpy with so many sticks up his butt TG: -taps some at the keys and leans on the bed- hows them wounds deady mcgee? TA: -flaILS A HAND AT HER as she meddles with his keyboard and aggressively backspaces- TA: well ii'm not dead yet 2o add that two my lii2t of contiinued accomplii2hment2. TA: hooray. TG: some day itll be long enough to put on a post it -points at screen- theres a better way to do that im tryin to cut ur time in half man TA: don't tell me how two code. TA: ii thiink ii know what ii'm doiing. TG: -BLINKS-... u must really by tryin to kill time doin it like that TA: ii'll kiill whatever ii want however the hell ii want. -aggressively and accidentally runs the code and immediately crashes his husktop- TA: ... TA: exactly liike that. TA: ii /meant/ two do that. TG: :I TG: *SNRK* TG: good thing i didnt get U a cube to fiddle with while ur in here TG: youd prolly heck up ms ps nice room here TA: a cube. -immediately pictures a cheese cube. fuck.- TG: -nods and pokes his nose- cube TG: not a toy for dinky beginnerds TA: the fuck. TA: -gamecube- TG: *decaptchas a cube, it's a hunk of tech. Not unlike the cube she made in Eridan's room that he watched her make only this one was different* le sighhhhh TG: i remember when i was that clueless *looks reminiscent and plugs it into his laptop* TA: oh, that thiing. TG: yes this thing its p handy to have *which is why she has a gazillion* TA: ii forgot you had a weiird cube fiixatiion. TA: -wrinkles nose- TA: iif ii had a hiive handy, ii'd 2how you 2ome pretty real biiotech. TG: im surprised u dont since its a perfect . . . . TA: ... TA: perfect... TA: perfect what. TG: . . . . . TA: rx. TG: *not even blinking just complete pause* TA: ... TA: lalonde. TA: ii 2wear two god. TG: (square) TA: ... TA: god damn iit. TG: :) TA: -boots his husktop up again- TA: 2eriiou2ly, though. TA: you'd get a kiick out of apiiculture networkiing. TG: oh yeah? i cant say i had that much experience with it *strokes chin* TA: ii doubt you would have. TA: ii gue22 ii could 2how you 2ome of the fiile2 that explaiin the 2etup though. TG: *waves hand* pshh no explanation needed TG: im a self taught bamajama TA: 2o you would rather me grab you a beehiive and hand you 2ome wiire and let you have at iit. TA: ii 2ee. TG: *more hand waving* bees or no it cant be that hard just gotta keep the cats from snatchin em out the air TG: *in theory* TA: uh huh. TA: good luck wiith that. TG: ill handle up on that whenever i get clearance to have frggin bees on the ship TG: for now i just gotta handle up on some junk in ur depart TA: 2iince when were you handliing my junk? TA: ii don't remember giiviing you clearance for that. TG: i got permission from a higher power TG: after im done ull be useless for days TG: ur welcome TA: -well. he might have had a comeback for that but he's just kind of quiet for a second because INNUENDO.- TA: ii'm 2uddenly rea2onably more okay wiith thii2. TG: *eyebrow waggle* yeah im just gonna be doin some tidyin up here and there while ur on vaca TA: -frowns- the atriium'2 probably a goddamn 2ty. TG: it was but equiyes had been workin on that pretty diligently TG: jade too also a few others pitchin in TG: even a bot or two TA: 2o ba2iically, everyone ii2 le22 u2ele22 than ii am riight now. TG: well i mean thats p much the norm sans a few special cases TG: *the way he codes just BOTHERS her, shes gonna have to fix EVERYTHING* TA: -back off my hax brah- TA: -i will highlight things in red and blue if i fuckin WANT- TG: *fuckin primary color pirate* TA: 2o you came iin here two 2hove cube2 at me and tell me how u2ele22 ii am. you're the be2t, RX. TG: also keep u company and give you some puppet farts *pats his worriful lil noggin* TG: also i was gonna see if u had anythin to stave the boredom but it looks like u do *crashin ur laptop makes for some fun times* TA: yeah, ii'm occupiied ii gue22. -or should he say... octopied. he's been hanging out with feferi too much- TA: when are we even landiing agaiin? TG: in a just days just about which is when were gonna be doin those major repairs TG: right now were just writin out the grocery list TA: 2ound2 exciitiing. TG: so dang exciting ur pretty much gonna miss all the fun on that but at least u have some chill company *gestures to the puppet, just a puppet. But a simple pupper* TG: im gonna head on out tho so u guys have fun TA: oh my god no. TA: -noT THE PUPPER- TA: why thii2. TG: cause its a cuddle buddy for them lonely days and nights and its pretty cute *gives a smile* so why not? *shrug* TA: -grumble- ii 2wear iit'2 liike you two are tag teamiing me or 2omethiing. TG: *raises eyebrows* wha?? TG: ((just one eyebrow not two)) TA: you and 2triider?? TG: omg are we really?? *grins* TA: ... TA: are you telliing me you diidn't know. TG: not at all! TG: i didnt even think about it tbh TG: i figured yall would just be a coupla cute nerdicles at each other TG: *but then again she SHOULDVE guessed, puts hand on her chest* wata man *pale sigh* TA: more liike whatta douche. TG: wata douchey man TA: better. TG: srsly tho for how longve you guys been playin buttmunch butt punch? TA: iidfk. TA: ba2iically forever. TG: how the frick frack did me and d never talk about it we coulda helped each other out *thats a real chin tapper right there* TA: god damn iit. TA: now ii'm enabliing you. TA: except more liike ii'll kiick your a22e2 twiice a2 hard iif you try. TG: *snrk* im p sure if ur skinny foot came anywhere near our bombastic asses itd shatter on impact TA: ii'd be happy two donate iit two the cau2e. TG: the cause of touchin ur crusty corns to the buns of legend?? TA: B[ TG: thats the same thing as agreeing TA: the bun2 of legend have been wiidely regarded a2 a myth. TA: ii'm afraiid you'll have two 2eek the2e my2tiical bun2 el2ewhere. TG: like the mirror or my hands *grabby motions* TA: good two know your 2triife 2peciibu2 ii2, iin fact, a22kiind. TG: thats all the more reason for u to stand next to me when we have to fight more people TA: hiilariiou2. TA: -it was actually pretty good. DAMN HER- TG: you gotta stop givin me these sweet setups man TA: -grumbles about setting her up with /some/thing- well ii've got all the company ii need at thii2 poiint 2o don't bother wa2tiing any more of your tiime. -sets ass puppet on his husktop- TG: *eyebrows* mkay then yall have a hoot n a half TG: *just dont use psionics on it* *WAVES* catch u on the flip banana dip TA: -HMMMM- TA: later. TG: *actual puppet farts, like raw butt and cheese on rye* *ollies outtie tho, thinkin about the rail* TA: -omg- -- twofoldAcrimony [TA] ceased pestering tankedGnostomanic [TG] at 22:41 --

#tumutlog #roxylog #in which sollux gets a visitor to bug him and gift him an ass puppet