#royal hellfire

[hornedqueenofhell]

A lovely piece of art I commissioned from @moesartblog for my fic I Find it Kind of Funny. Please enjoy some group snuggles and the latest chapter of the fic here!

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Eddie: *stands on a table* I am mean and scary. Fear me! *hisses*

Steve and Chrissy: Aww!

Chrissy: It's always the little guys.

Eddie: Look, just because I like to be the little spoon. . .Jesus H Christ! I'm trying to be a very scary vampire here!

Steve: You're very scary.

Eddie: *cursing* Once I figure out how to turn back from being a bat, you're all going to be afraid of me. Just you watch.

He proceeded to fly and crawl into Steve’s hair.

Steve: Why is it always my hair?

[gregre369]

I’m fully on board with the whole Steve/Eddie/Chrissy ship.

Because Steve is a sweet boy who understands the pressures that “polite” society expects of their children. And would just spoil the shit out of Chrissy.

And eddie would see his two preps struggle with all their body issues and internalized phobias and just wrap them up in a blanket of love and understanding.

While both Chrissy and Steve would just validate the hell out of Eddie. Be so supportive of the band and in Chrissy’s case even play D&D with him(and be a total badass at it). Steve would watch and support from the sidelines and throw out sassy/bitchy o liners at the players.

Like the three of them make such good sense.

[krafiss]

Steddissy in the bastard son & the devil himself au

Chrissy as Annalise, Steve as Nathan and Eddie as Gabriel

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

It was brought to my attention recently that some people aren't aware that Chrissy x Steve x Eddie are and can be a thing. I feel like it's my duty to bring attention to that. They have many names. Most people like to use Steddissy or Hellcheerington. I still kind of like the name Royal Hellfire, though.

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

I love bisexual Eddie with my whole heart. I don't think they meant to give Eddie a type, but I think it happened anyway. I love these scenes because it's Eddie breaking away from his idea of what people like Chrissy and Steve are supposed to be. It's also given him a crisis because he liked Chrissy, and then she died. Eddie liked Steve, but then he, himself, 'died'. For me, the obvious parallels are just too hard to miss, especially since Eddie was in the woods for both of them.

[hornedqueenofhell]

Stranger Things x Addams Family AU

Eddie as the eldest Addams child. Beloved by his parents, a fantastic brother to his siblings Max and Dustin. He wants nothing more than to have a relationship like his parents do loving, demented, bed breaking. Which is what makes Chrissy such a surprise to him.

She stumbles into his life quite unexpectedly, he was on a relaxing evening stroll in the woods when he found her. She was crying, had been tossed from her home after having a pregnancy scare. Eddie wrapped her up in his coat and took her home with him, had Mama check her over. She was not pregnant which she was relieved by but she didn't feel comfortable at home. She moved into the Addams estate the next day and into Eddie's bed a few months later. His family accepted her immediately and she took to them as well, helping Mama in the garden, learning knife throwing from his father. Eddie dealt with a fair amount of teasing from his siblings for being such a white sheep, falling for a cheerleader of all things. Like it mattered whenever he leaned back in his desk chair and felt the scratches she left on his back. She'd broken out a cattle prod last night, it was ecstasy.

They are happy, Chrissy loves his family and has found a new life in the darkness with him, but they both acknowledge that they feel incomplete. They lay curled together in their bed, fingers pressing into bruises and talk about the idea of a third. Eddie thought it too much to ask, he had already been so blessed with Chrissy, to find another that would fit in with them would be a tall order.

Funny enough it is the children that find their answer for them, they really are the future as father says. Max and Dustin's friends are quite the trouble magnets it seems. Eddie adores running their fantasy games, complete with chopped off limbs and spurts of blood, all thanks to a little help from Thing of course. Eddie was vaguely aware of the other kids babysitter, Steve; hadn't given him much thought in school though. Until a creature he's never seen before interrupts his and Chrissy's date night. Before Eddie can reach for his blades a nail filled bat swings into the creatures side and smacks it away from them. 'Are you both okay?' The sun seems to ask them as they are spattered in thick blood from the bat ripping free of the creatures side. They are both bewitched in a heartbeat.

Tanned arms, thick hair the color the moon during an eclipse, Eddie is salivating as Steve Harrington balances such a delightful creation across his shoulders. Splattering blood across them might as well have been a marriage proposal. When he invites them to dinner as an apology it's all they need to decide he is the one. They allow Steve to wine and dine them before dragging him into a dark corner to get their lips and hands on him, Steve stumbles home that night with a neck coated in lipstick and hickeys... and bite marks.

It seems like he will refuse them at first. Chrissy says she will take the lead on wooing Steve and Eddie agrees easily. He can admit he was insanely turned on watching Chrissy waltz Steve around the dancefloor at one of the Addams many parties. And then the minx twirls Steve right into his arms and Eddie picks up right where she left off, pulling Steve in close and purring filthy praises into his ear. Steve whimpered and screamed beautifully for them that night. Mama gave them a cheeky smile at the breakfast table, asking Steve about the delightful bat he'd made while Chrissy and Eddie kept a hand on each of his thighs.

Steve is hesitant at first around Eddie's family, but much like Chrissy had before the other man blossoms under the devoted care and attention of the Addams clan. Eddie and Chrissy are unrelentingly devoted to Steve and him to them. The children all play together so well too, the halls of their mansion filled with screams. Day and night.

One of Eddie's cousins is sending them a custom, handmade bedframe, since the trio has already broken the last two.

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

This is just my own personal headcanon, BTW. It's probably a little biased because I am a virgin in my mid twenties. I am totally not ashamed to admit it:

I love Eddie with all my heart and I love his slutty little waist. He's definitely a virgin, though. Yeah, even though Joseph has said he's a lady killer but he was laughing when he said it, so something tells me that Eddie would think he's a lady killer, especially with the belt and the handcuffs on the wall. The condoms have only been used recreationally. He definitely has used them for water balloons. Just imagine Gareth's shriek.

"Eddie! My hair?! FUCK YOU! DID YOU USE FUCKING CONDOMS! Please, tell me they're not used!"

"Of course they're not used. The only action Eddie gets is with his hand!" Jeff would say.

"Hey!"

If Jeff gets a condom balloon to the head, it's his own fault. I love Eddie, but he's a huge nerd, a third time senior, with a very intimidating personality living in a small conservative town. Even Chrissy said he's not what she thought he would be like. Mean and scary. I feel like he would drop the mean and scary act immediately if they mentioned sex and turn into a giggling mess. I also hate the idea that his customers would try and use him for a discount. It makes me feel squiggy. I mean, his only options would be his friends, and maybe something almost happened with Jeff, and they've probably all jacked off together: Jeff, Gareth, and Frank (i like his name being Frank), I mean. There's nothing wrong with him being sexually active, I just can't see how it would happen. And I love the idea that he loses his virginity to Steve and/or Chrissy.