#royalstag

[starryeyeddreamer21]

Hazbin Hotel Incorrect Quotes

Lucifer: *walks into the room covered in lipstick marks* Hey... why is everyone looking at me like that?

Vaggie: Um, Sir, you've got a little something... everywhere

Charlie: Mom WHY

Lilith: *puzzled* It wasn't me

Angel: Than who-

Alastor: *walks in with smudged lipstick* What's going on in here?

[voodoodaaddy]

Does the king and queen play dress up with you?

"HA! No." He lied

@themosthatedbeingg and @hellsmusing ment

[hells-musing-along]

Closed Starter for // @themosthatedbeingg @voodoodaaddy

Lilith had been in a daze for most of the week after returning from her annual doctor’s appointment, where she received unexpected news: she was pregnant. While most expectant mothers would be thrilled and excitedly prepared for a bundle of joy, Lilith felt only dread and immense sadness. 

She asked the doctor to double-check with further tests and ultrasounds, but each result only solidified the reality. She was pregnant with twins, and the curse still persisted. 

Conceiving was rare for her, and the mental anguish of hundreds of stillbirths and abortions over the course of a thousand years haunted her thoughts. Charlie, her precious daughter, had been the only one to survive the curse, thanks to divine intervention from Lucifer. 

Would things be different this time? Would the twins survive? Can she bear another stillbir—

Before she could mentally brace herself, the bedroom door opened, and her two beloveds entered the room. For nearly a week, she had avoided and dodged their inquiries about her health, but she couldn’t keep it from them forever. They deserved to know the truth.

“I’m pregnant,” she announced softly, her smile attempting to convey happiness and joy, though hints of nervousness and sadness seeped through. Her voice was steady but weighed down by exhaustion. Keeping this news to herself had been one challenge; sharing it with her beloveds was an entirely different ordeal.

"... and with twins." She held up the test results and ultrasound images showing two tiny dots, offering them for someone to take. This should be a time for celebration, yet it felt more like a death sentence.

[themosthatedbeingg]

Lucifer anytime he thinks about Lilith and Alastor .

@hellsmusing

@voodoodaaddy

[starryeyeddreamer21]

Characters as things I've said/heard people say

Alastor: Can you say "destroy?"

Baby Charlie: *babbling*

Alastor: Des-troy

Lilith: What are you doing? Don't do that

Alastor: Can you say anarchy?

Lucifer: Can't you say nice things

Lucifer: *to Charlie* Can you say "love"

Baby Charlie: *giggles*

Alastor: Can you say "love.... Anarchy"

Baby Charlie: *stands and cheers*

Lilith: ALASTOR

Lucifer: WILL YOU STOP

Alastor: *literally having the time of his life*

[starryeyeddreamer21]

Ughhh I need Lucifer and Lilith to be so obsessed with Alastor it's driving me insane

Like Lucifer and Lilith are having an important discussion with some powerful people but as soon as Alastor walks in the room they can't take their eyes off him

They pay attention to him and only him but Alastor just smirks and pretends he doesn't notice

He has them wrapped around his finger and EVERYONE knows it

[starryeyeddreamer21]

I can't stop thinking about Alastor letting people hold his cane. I mean that is a conduit for his power, we all saw what happened when Adam broke it AND HE STILL LET CHARLIE USE IT!!!!

Now I'm imagining his partners with it

Lucifer is just walking around the hotel twirling his cane. People keep giving him strange looks and he doesn't really understand why until Angel stops him and is like "Hey... Did you kill Alastor or something?" Turns out he's had Alastor's the entire time while Alastor had his and somehow (even with the height difference) they just did not notice.

Or what about Lilith performing and instead of a regular microphone she goes out on stage with Alastor's cane MAYBE SHE SINGS HIM A LOVE SONG

And I would lovelovelove if one of them got into a fight with it. Lilith threatening someone by pointing Alastor's cane at them????? Tell me you see the vision

Oooh and Lucifer trying to summon his own cane but accidentally summoning Alastor's because they're just that close to each other

This continues happening and soon enough seeing them walking around with Alastor's cane becomes a normal sight for everyone

[voodoodaaddy]

Dear Diary

Send me “Dear Diary” and I'll share a single paragraph out of my muse's diary for every one I receive.

Once again, I found myself on the floor eating carpet because our bed is far too small. It wouldn't even be much of an issue if Lucifer watched out where he is aiming his wings. You'd think a powerful angelic being would be able to control their own wings. On top of that, with Lilith's pregnancy, we'll need even more room than before. Lucifer rolling around in the bed in his sleep is not helping the situation and I can already tell Lilith is getting a bit aggravated.

Far be it from me to watch Lucifer get kicked in his ass by her, but I think he got the point when she rolled on him nearly crushing his fluffy head. Then again, knowing Lucifer, he probably enjoyed it more than suffered.

Anyway, we're going bed shopping today. Finally.

(ref: @themosthatedbeingg