Dear Diary
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Once again, I found myself on the floor eating carpet because our bed is far too small. It wouldn't even be much of an issue if Lucifer watched out where he is aiming his wings. You'd think a powerful angelic being would be able to control their own wings. On top of that, with Lilith's pregnancy, we'll need even more room than before. Lucifer rolling around in the bed in his sleep is not helping the situation and I can already tell Lilith is getting a bit aggravated.
Far be it from me to watch Lucifer get kicked in his ass by her, but I think he got the point when she rolled on him nearly crushing his fluffy head. Then again, knowing Lucifer, he probably enjoyed it more than suffered.
Anyway, we're going bed shopping today. Finally.
(ref: @themosthatedbeingg