Asked someone to marry you?
“Was mated for four winters till she passed.”
Kissed one of your friends?
“Oh yeah.”
Danced on a table in a bar / tavern?
“Ye name it, I’ve probably done it on a bar table. Definitely danced on one..”
Had feelings for someone you can’t have?
“Ye mean to imply I can’t have somethin’ if I put meh mind to it...but, thankfully, I ain’t dealt with dis yet.”
Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Kissed a picture?
“Why teh hell would I do dat?”
Slept until 5pm?
“When ye party as hard as I do, dis is a common occurance.”
Worked at a fast food chain / restaurant
“Tended bar a few times.”
Stolen something?
“More den ye can possibly imagine.”
Been fired from a job?
“Does betrayin’ yer mentor and dem tryin’ to kill ye count?.”
Done something you regret?
“There is one thing in meh life I reget, an; no, I ain’t tellin’ ye what it is.”
Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose?
“Name a beer they serve in Limsa, an’ its probably been laughed out meh nose least one.”
Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
“A few times. I’ve always enjoyed teh snow.”
Sat on a roof top?
“As often as I can. I like to watch the neighbors.”
Kissed someone you shouldn’t have?
“Yeah. I like to live dangerously.”
“Much to meh Free Company’s sadness, yes I do.”
Been pushed into a body of water with all your clothes on?
“I’ve spent much of meh life at sea. Jumpin’ in fully clothed is a common occurrence.”
Shaved your head?
“Hells no!”
Made a boyfriend / girlfriend cry?
“Aye but I don’t take pride in dat.”
“When ye end up in as many scraps as I do, ye get used to shootin’.”
Still loved someone you shouldn’t?
“Everyone dat’s earned meh love has earned it whether dat be platonic, or romantic Ye tell meh there people I shouldn’t love? I tell ye yer an idiot.”
Have / had a tattoo?
-Laughs- “Dozens.”
Liked someone, but will never tell who?
“Course. It’s called havin’ a crush ye git.”
Been too honest?
“Sadly. An’ got teh scars to prove it.”
Ruined a surprise?
“Probably? Hells if I know. I ruin lots of things.”
Been told that you’re beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
“Aye.”
Thought about murder?
“Mostly in teh professional sense.”
“IF somethin’ bad happened to all teh Garleans of teh world, I wouldnt feel bad.”
Cheated on someone?
“When I was monogamous? Never. But I general ain’t monogamous so doesn’t exactly apply most of teh time.”
Gotten so angry that you cried?
“Yeah, when I lost meh mate, and den when I lost meh son.”
Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?
“Yeah, cpouple of folks I respect and care for dat I don’t wanna draw into teh mess dat is meh life.”
Thoughts about suicide?
“I mean, I’ve thought about it but never ever been serious. Even in teh lowest points of meh life, was just never an option to meh..”
Had a girlfriend / boyfriend?
“Let me get this straight, ye ask ‘bout marriage first? Why teh hell didnt ye lead with this one? An’ yes.”
Gotten totally drunk during a holiday?
“I get toasted on non-holidays so course I do durin’!””
(Had a bunch of fun rolling through these! Thanks to @miqojak for the tag. If you haven’t done this one, please feel free. I just have no idea whose done this already and who hasn’t. LOL.)
