THE STEPFORD WIVES (1975)
“If I am wrong, I'm insane... but if I'm right, it's even worse than if I was wrong.”
“If I were to apologize for every time I got smashed, I'd spend my life wandering around saying "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sorry".”
“I just don't get it. It's like there's this contest, okay? And the housewife with the cleanest house gets Robert Redford for Christmas... but nobody will tell the rules!”
“This is not me and what you're saying isn't you.”
“If you're going to tell me you don't like this dress, I'm sticking my head right in the oven.”
“I used to work in Disneyland.”
“You don't seem to be the kind of person that likes to make other people happy.”
“I think there's something in the water that turns us into house fraus.”
“I'll just die if I don't get this recipe.”
“I just can't waste my spare moments on something like that.”
“But you do go out sometimes don't you?”
“Oh, [Name], you're the best, you're the champ, you're the master....”
“Two things I always carry: Tampax and Ring Dings. And I don't even wanna think what that means.”
“I don't think that, uh, [Name] ever loved me.”
“Don't tell anybody, just get in your car and drive somewhere you feel safe.”
“Why?”
“Why? ... Because we can.”
“It's just perfect. Perfect for us, and perfect for you.”
